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nigel with the brie

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if @British_Airways upgrade my flight to Australia on Saturday evening to business class I’ll get the logo tattooed or name my first born British Airways please I am a loyal silver who is burnt out

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staying at a fancy hotel for work and ordered an embarrassing amount of Taco Bell but the door man beat me to accepting the delivery of this enormous bag and he knows i’m staying alone and he said bon appetit and now I want to set myself on fire

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Firm believer that you should get a stamp in your passport showing how you voted in the Brexit referendum and if you voted remain you should get to use the EU passport queues still

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the feminine urge to do my Duolingo in the meditation section of my Pilates class

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But what you don't know is that your daughter’s name is not just Blue, it's not turquoise. It's not lapis. It's actually cerulean.

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I also accidentally posted this to my professional profile first x

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at the risk of causing trans-continental uproar I just put tzatziki on a burrito and it slapped so hard

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and I ate up every word tbf

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thinking about the time nigella dedicated a segment on her show on how to butter toast

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not trainline wrapped 💀

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dropping my phone on my face and giving myself a fat lip is, arguably, a low point

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the absolute chokehold Thinkpads have on corporate britain

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@_aidanhardy_ this means more to me than you could know

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when I grow up I want to be nigella

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@mark_lindhout @BrewDog I had the same and they didn’t reply for weeks now told me it can’t be replaced, gutted as I ordered this way in advance and it was a gift

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@_aidanhardy_ @kurlykael imagine if jimi hendrix’s partner told him not to play guitar, where would be now? get your flute Kael and follow your goddamn experimental dreams

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@AXS_UK please unblock my account I am not a bot!

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I won’t put too fine a point on it but eating buldak noodles the night before a long haul flight was possibly not the best move

[duffle coat enthusiast @kurlykael]

@raaycwh @twisticle I know you're both priv but

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@_aidanhardy_ Suella running the doors at a Berlin gay club