Kate Ryan

I guess, my headstone might just read “smoked weed, looked pretty”

[Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads @everywhereist]

My doctor and I were discussing my anxiety and she said "Brains are made to keep us alive. They're not made to keep us happy." And I can't stop thinking about that.

[Ella Septima-Hamer @jbrous41]

Senators buy drugs with my money.

[Kate Ryan @twistofkate]

fun pregnancy side effect: I’ve watched an hour of sashimi mukbang videos tonight

[Zak Toscani @zak_toscani]

CDC recommends splitting up your quarantine over your two 15min breaks

[Adrian Ma @ManyAdrians]

Spotted this economic commentary in the bathroom of a rest stop off I-95. Wonder if this anonymous poet works here or was just passing thru.

(yes, this tweet was written on the toilet)

[Dhruv Mehrotra @dmehro]

My first for @reveal: Hacked documents show that DC’s Metropolitan Police Department wanted to fire dozens of current officers they believed had committed serious crimes. A secretive panel of high-ranking officers ensured they remained on the force.
https://t.co/uCURkR57PS

[Katie Mack @AstroKatie]

"Rather than trying to beat the coronavirus one booster at a time, the country needs to do what it has always needed to do—build systems and enact policies that protect the health of entire communities, especially the most vulnerable ones." -@edyong209 https://t.co/Mwbue9fMQa

[✴︎ kitt ✴︎ @profeshkitten]

If you’re so smart, why aren’t you kind?

[trash jones @jzux]

the fact that 2021 is already over is proof that time also flies when you are NOT having fun

[Ella Septima-Hamer @jbrous41]

65% were Black, Hispanic or Indigenous…

https://t.co/i2xuxOii4m

[Kate Ryan @twistofkate]

"People who peddle cures to chronically ill and disabled people are morally bankrupt"

[@[email protected] @Imani_Barbarin]

Can you tell how much I hate it?

[Kate Ryan @twistofkate]

@sydney_lovely “Hey, mister. She’s my sister.”

[Kate Ryan @twistofkate]

I thought encanto was gonna be a cute disney movie, a good time ya know, and now I’m scheduling an appt with my therapist bc of surface pressure.

[Governor Gretchen Whitmer @GovWhitmer]

I’m devastated for the students, teachers, staff, and families of Oxford High School. The death of multiple students and shooting of others, including a teacher, is horrific. My heart is with the parents who had their children taken from them and with the entire Oxford community.

[Lillie E. Franks, on her bad content arc @onyxaminedlife]

I apologize for not responding to your e-mail sooner. One day all of us will have to convince ourselves we spent the gift of time on earth well.

[Kate Ryan @twistofkate]

Parenting children ages 3-6 is just one long acid trip.

[Ilya Kaminsky @ilya_poet]

Here is an unpopular view:

Interviewer: Is nostalgia debilitating or enriching?
Nabokov: Neither. It is one of a thousand tender emotions.

(from BBC-2, Strong Opinions)