Neat Deplorer 🌍👨‍🏫⚽️🔴🔴🎵🍋👨‍👦‍👦👩‍👧‍👧 Peter Leonard

Northgate Ranger, Liverpool Supporter, Geography Teacher, Secret Lemonade Drinker DISCLAIMER a ❤️= not an endorsement. Remainer, Red voter. 3@cps 1@slggs

[Neat Deplorer 🌍👨‍🏫⚽️🔴🔴🎵🍋👨‍👦‍👦👩‍👧‍👧 Peter Leonard @Twit2Who]

If you have any spare pennies I would love it if you would consider sponsoring me and Juliet! In return we will complete a 50 mile run/hike in The Lake District. Thanks in advance x #JustGiving https://t.co/fOupC8Ie9d

[Alkoholfreiday @Alkoholfreiday]

Here we go again!!! #Freiday #giveaway #competition #win
Simply repost for your chance to enjoy a case of #Alkoholfrei!!!
Winner will be announced at 5pm(ish) today - GOOD LUCK!!!!

[Alkoholfreiday @Alkoholfreiday]

It is #Freiday again!!!! And time to welcome the weekend with a #giveaway!!
Repost and your name will be entered into this week's #competition
Winner announced at 5pm(ish) today - GOOD LUCK!!

[Alkoholfreiday @Alkoholfreiday]

HERE WE GO AGAIN!!!!
#Freiday #Giveaway #Competition #Alkoholfrei
Simply repost for your chance to #win
Come back at 5pm(ish) to find out if you are the lucky winner!!!

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

Don't call them Farage Riots. It makes him really upset.

[Chris Packham @ChrisGPackham]

Yesterday @savebutterflies #BigButterflyCount came to an end . But please stay focused on your role as a citizen scientist helping research all things entomological with this critical new survey organised by the Dipteran team at @vizcomic

[Alkoholfreiday @Alkoholfreiday]

Would you like to start your weekend with a #win??
A simply repost #competition to #giveaway a case of #Alkoholfrei!!!
#Winner announced at 5pm(ish) today - #freiday
GOOD LUCK!!

[Patsy Stevenson @PatsyeStevenson]

This ❤️

[PaulShilly @shillcock_paul]

You know, I want my country back too

Back from the far right, the racists, the politicians who prey on ignorance and xenophobia, back from the EDL, Farage, Reform The Daily Mail, The Sun and every God forsaken crappy organisation that spreads divisive hate

[Alkoholfreiday @Alkoholfreiday]

HERE WE GO AGAIN!!!
#Freiday #giveaway #competition #alkoholfrei #win
Simply repost for your chance to #win
Winner announced at 5pm(ish) today - GOOD LUCK!!

[Alkoholfreiday @Alkoholfreiday]

HERE WE GO AGAIN!!! #Freiday #Giveaway #Competition #Alkoholfrei
Simply repost for you chance to #win
The #winner will be announced at 5pm(ish) tonight - GOOD LUCK!!!

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

July the Fourth Be With You.

[Neat Deplorer 🌍👨‍🏫⚽️🔴🔴🎵🍋👨‍👦‍👦👩‍👧‍👧 Peter Leonard @Twit2Who]

#DogsAtPollingStation Mojo and Jake voting out the rot

[Neat Deplorer 🌍👨‍🏫⚽️🔴🔴🎵🍋👨‍👦‍👦👩‍👧‍👧 Peter Leonard @Twit2Who]

#AlpineXboxSweepstakes

[XBOX UK @xboxuk]

Racing fans – Now’s your chance to be part of #Alpine this season 🏁

Celebrate this week’s race at #BritishGP with your very own custom BWT Alpine F1 Team Xbox Series X console.

Follow @XboxUK and RT with #AlpineXboxSweepstakes for a chance to win 🎉

[Irish Ranger (Sevvy) @VeteranIrish]

A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich.

The barman looks at him and says,

"Hang on! You're a duck."

"I see your eyes are working," replies the duck.

"And you can talk" !!
Exclaims the barman.

"I see your ears are working, too,"
Says the duck.

"Now if you don't mind, can I have my beer and my sandwich please?"

"Certainly, sorry about that,"

Says the barman as he pulls the duck's pint.

"It's just we don't get many ducks in this pub. What are you doing around this way?"

"I'm working on the building site across the road," Explains the duck.

"I'm a plasterer."

The flabbergasted barman cannot believe the duck and wants to learn more, but takes the hint when the duck pulls out a newspaper from his bag and proceeds to read it.

So, the duck reads his paper, drinks his beer, eats his sandwich, bids the barman good day and leaves.

The same thing happens for two weeks.

Then one day the circus comes to town.

The ringmaster comes into the pub for a pint and the barman says to him

"You're with the circus, aren't you? Well, I know this duck that could be just brilliant in your circus. He talks, drinks beer, eats sandwiches, reads the newspaper and everything!"

"Sounds marvellous," says the ringmaster, handing over his business card.

"Get him to give me a call."

So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the barman says,

"Hey Mr Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money."

"I'm always looking for the next job,"

Says the duck.

"Where is it?"

"At the circus,"

Says the barman.

"The circus?"

Repeats the duck.

"That's right,"

Replies the barman.

"The circus?"

The duck asks again.

with the big tent?"

"Yeah," the barman replies.

"With all the animals who live in cages, and performers who live in caravans?" says the duck.

"Of course," the barman replies.

"And the tent has canvas sides and a big canvas roof with a hole in the middle?" persists the duck.

"That's right!" says the barman.

The duck shakes his head in amazement, and says;

"What the hell would they want with a plasterer" ???
😁😁

[Alkoholfreiday @Alkoholfreiday]

Happy #Freiday!!!! It's your chance to #win again!!!
Simply repost and your name will go into the hat #giveaway #competition
Our winner will be announced at 5pm(ish) today - GOOD LUCK!!

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

This place has been so toxic and angry over the weekend, so I thought I’d try and do something nice instead.

I know England shirts are costing a bomb this summer, so I’ll buy one for someone on here. Just RT this & follow @HLTCO to enter.

Good luck - Come on England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🦁❤️

[Alkoholfreiday @Alkoholfreiday]

Could summer finally be around the corner???
Who would like to be drinking chilled cans of #Alkoholfrei next weekend?
Simply repost for your chance to #win and we will announce the #winner at 5pm(ish) today #freiday
GOOD LUCK!!

[Alkoholfreiday @Alkoholfreiday]

There is nothing better than a chilled #alkoholfrei in the sunshine and for your chance to #win a case simply repost!!!
The #winner will be announced at 5pm(ish) today #Freiday so why not give this #compeition a whirl!!!
Weekly #Freiday #Giveaway = Good luck!!