Twit Students

College students say the darndest things. The best, worst, and most embarrassing tweets from the college twittersphere.

[Twit Students @Twit_Students]

Well, it's a good job that German professors aren't on twitter then. *Ahem, @NeinQuarterly. https://t.co/jTJVVTxJtE

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Professor lost my essay so I get late points taken off. Thanks for being a stupid German cunt.

[Twit Students @Twit_Students]

Three words: we love cake! https://t.co/wxWLiLed0X

[Twit Students @Twit_Students]

Gosh, it's a good job that profs aren't on twitter! https://t.co/1YgOK81uTq

[Twit Students @Twit_Students]

We love students like Abby! https://t.co/cCaTIUOjns

[abbu @abby____cadabby]

This stupid girl was talking all of lecture&had the AUDACITY to say "guys have some respect" when class was over & my professor was talking

[Twit Students @Twit_Students]

Listen carefully and take your prof's advice. OK, not all of your prof's advice. https://t.co/ypDLriXC5h

[Twit Students @Twit_Students]

Fine, as long as your bring enough for everyone. Profs like popcorn too! https://t.co/TIJcEbJHDf

[Twit Students @Twit_Students]

Sometimes @Twit_Students stumbles upon the darker side of university life... https://t.co/EcgslDyQQS

[Joelle @joelleeyy]

it is 10 AM and my math prof is drinking a a liter of diet Pepsi.

[Twit Students @Twit_Students]

Great advice for everyone! https://t.co/WHrFkNjs3i

[Alex Larson @AlexxLarson]

My professor's last words "Have fun this weekend but dont have so much fun that you end up in jail" @UWMadisonProbs @UWMadison

[Zach Owen @23skidoooo]

A student at Purdue was sentenced to 4 years in jail because he hacked into his professor's computer and changed his grade to an A.

[amber @ohheyamberrr]

My crazy prof's husband was in jail for 26 years for 7 counts of murder...................uhhh

[Brent Beck @bbeck95]

Today my diff eq prof stood in front of the class and colored orange chalk on his fingernail...what are you doin buddy

[Nemo @AngelyKimberly_]

I marked my scantron 90% As straight down, yup probably failed exam or prof really screwing us up lol swear