TwitCognito

Anonymous tweets. Anyone can send a DM to tweet incognito.

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Have you experienced any high strangeness?

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What is the emotional equivalent of Napoleon at Elba?

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“LET ME BE POLITE TO YOU!” he threatened.

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Books and covers aside, there are no possible words that could make up for the jacket sleeve.

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Females are more likely to attempt suicide, males are more likely to kill themselves.

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Fine, 'tribe' is problematic. Go ahead and use 'clan' instead. The Scots couldn't give a piss what your talking about anyhow.

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I have the IQ of a pregnant donkey on quaaludes. Do you know it?

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I hate to get my cultural cues from HBO, but "Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow" has rung in my ears for weeks.

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She said that she appears cooler than she is. My heart sank as I breathed, same.

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Sometimes small breasts are better than okay.

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Stunning, most likely useless. She's like life to me.

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They're all white and blonde with big teeth, and I'll never know them.

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#WTFT for when Twitter, the company, does something stupid. I expect it to rise quickly and stay as the number one trending hashtag.

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At the very least, admit to yourself that you are not as good a judge of character as you thought, and let that ... https://t.co/5bbqCJzsHZ

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You may want to ask yourself why you railed against a victim of the Nazi's but fawned over a protector of sexual predators.

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RIP Neil Simon! We will remember you through your songs and whenever we see that guy with the jewfro, Garth Funkel.

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Nominates clavicle as the pinnacle of beauty.

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Columbia, Decca, Columbia, Capitol, MGM...

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Finally found the man I can actually orgasm with and on and from and for. Boy, it’s great to be 30.

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Your bubble had some nazis in it, so here are smaller bubbles.