Lenny Youngman

I like long romantic fingernails on the beach. Hello, Is this on?

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So proud to be part of the majority who didn’t vote for the orange bozo.

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@TommyDog123 @realDonaldTrFan 🙏🏼

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@SenCoryGardner You suck!

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@LindseyGrahamSC You suck!

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@SenatorCollins You suck!

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@SenRickScott @realDonaldTrump You suck!

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@marcorubio You suck....

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@BrandonBeckham_ @realDonaldTrump He’s a bully and he’s an idiot.

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@realDonaldTrump The part that says that it’s not a transcript?

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@BrandonBeckham_ @realDonaldTrump An insincere thank you to an insincere president for making an insincere statement. Fuck Off!

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@JennyGuice @realDonaldTrump Maybe he’ll use all his decency and grab you by your pussy. #disingenuousassholepresident

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@StewardshipAmer @realDonaldTrump Worked?

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@Pradeepraturig @realDonaldTrump Those are literally the traits he lacks.

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@lsheets21 He’s a fucking idiot!

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@itsJeffTiedrich @realDonaldTrump @kbsalsaud Did you give him a reach around?

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@brendantwick1 @realDonaldTrump Yeah, what Brennan said!

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@realDonaldTrump The worst, most dangerous president our country has ever had to endure.

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@_prettyneurotic @itsJeffTiedrich @realDonaldTrump His failures don’t need much encouragement.

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@itsJeffTiedrich @realDonaldTrump The greatest threat to the United States is our fucking, “President.”

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@itsJeffTiedrich @realDonaldTrump No more ridiculous than all the other shit that flows from his useless, “brain.”