Darcy Stingel

Even my bio has limited characters? WTF! (Wow, Twitter's Fun)! Witticism, Deep Thoughts, Observations... you'll like them all or I'll disturb your twit.

[Darcy Stingel @twitdisturber]

@TimJamesPlus @seanlibin Fantastic!

[Darcy Stingel @twitdisturber]

@TimJamesPlus @surreyps Robo-Comm was one of my all time favourite police movies! Congrats Tim - your passions are colliding in the most incredible ways!

[Darcy Stingel @twitdisturber]

@Troy_Gillard @TimJamesPlus Nuh-Uh! I would’ve capitalized ‘Legend’ and added an adjective! :)

[Darcy Stingel @twitdisturber]

I started an @AB_EmergAlert drinking game where I take a shot for every alert issued today.
I am drunk.

[Darcy Stingel @twitdisturber]

I seldom take to twitter unless its to flex my dad-jokes. For instance, I served our son a peanut butter sandwich without crust and told him it was removed with 'cutting edge technology'. I laughed. He didn't. 3yos are not my target demo.

[Darcy Stingel @twitdisturber]

@_TimJames @stevebigg That's the one. :)

[Darcy Stingel @twitdisturber]

Every now and then I reflect on my twitter handle and ask "was that the best decision you could've made"?

The answer is obviously yes. It still makes me giggle.

Alternatively, straight up handles like @stevebigg and @_TimJames also make me giggle.

[Darcy Stingel @twitdisturber]

Coming out from under the Twitter rock to check for my shadow. Didn’t see it; 4-6 more months of hibernation.

[Darcy Stingel @twitdisturber]

Regardless of where you stand on the separatist movements, organizers really missed the boat by not naming them ‘B.C.-Ya!’, ‘Alberta-ta!’, ‘Saskatchewannaleave’ and ‘Manitoba-bye!’.
#wexit #cdnpoli #musings #commentary

[Darcy Stingel @twitdisturber]

FREE Street Performer Spectacular down @ the LMC TONIGHT starting 7:30 ish - 18+ Only event with cash bar. Lots of fun! Did I mention Free??? #Lacombe #ceg3 #LacombeDays

[Darcy Stingel @twitdisturber]

Since becoming a father my #DadJokes have skyrocketed. Just now, after witnessing a produce clerk struggling with a stack of falling apples, I congratulated him on surviving an ‘apple-lanche’. #Badumtss

[Darcy Stingel @twitdisturber]

Extra! Extra! Read All About It! Bearded MC crawls from under Twitter rock for #BBBSGatsby2019 ! #BowlForKidsSake #BackTweetin

[Darcy Stingel @twitdisturber]

@_TimJames @MoneySense @cilantro_chive I’d have just said the 5 roads of the 5-way were 5 reasons enough!

[Tim James @TimJamesMedia]

Since @MoneySense has named #Lacombe, Alberta the 5th best Canadian city, here are five reasons to visit my former home:
•Historic downtown
•@Cilantro_Chive is DELICIOUS
•5-way stop is CONFUSING
•2012 Lacombe Citizen of the year, @twitdisturber
•Wizard Tree!

[Tim James @TimJamesMedia]

@twitdisturber Retweeting this to save time. Cheers, brother! https://t.co/0oP0I97uaP

[Darcy Stingel @twitdisturber]

New #birthday tradition: tinfoil Viking Caps courtesy of ⁦@cilantro_chive⁩ ! Disclaimer: I’m not to wear it in the event of a thunderstorm. #greatreception #horny

[Vegas Golden Knights @GoldenKnights]

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CHANCEMAN 👊

@ChanceNHL has no limits

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[Darcy Stingel @twitdisturber]

Happy 6th to @cilantro_chive - a true institution of culinary & craft genius! #cheers #manymore

[Darcy Stingel @twitdisturber]

Finally made it back up on the wall at @cilantro_chive! #trythesteak #almostfamous