Jon

[Matt @Matt_Yahiko]

GIVE AWAY Friday April 21st 7pm EST (my birthday 🥳) and you know I 🧡 @higround

Your choice of available basecamp keyboard on their site(SF included)

1x random Twitch viewer in the middle of stream

1x random friendly Valorant teammate(if one accepts)

https://t.co/xw2X1CdjYe

[Matt @Matt_Yahiko]

Today is the day! 7PM EST

Stream will be about an hour long of Valorant swift plays

Retweet the tweet below for another chance to win ⌨️🔥

[Matt @Matt_Yahiko]

@Nadeshot if you’d retweet this I’ll give away a few cases of @drinkjuvee tonight as well 💯🥶🥝🍉🍊

[Jon @twiterLESSjon]

Tonight is probably the last date night I will ever have with my girlfriend. Because in 14 days I am going to marry her.

[Jon @twiterLESSjon]

My work: Productivity while working from home is the same if not higher than in the office!

Also my work: being in the office is very important to our ✨culture✨so you must come back. But first please take this training on active shooters and surviving a global pandemic 😎✌️

[Jon @twiterLESSjon]

@MitchfromOhio @Blaze_63 Sign me right the fuck up

[Jon @twiterLESSjon]

My brother died Thursday night and he was one of the most kind, loving, and raunchy people you will ever meet. Hold your loved ones close and tell them you love them because it fucking sucks when you can't anymore.

[Jon @twiterLESSjon]

Went to my local GameStop and I was able to buy up the entire stock! After a few trips unloading everything and calling my boss to quit my job I'm ready to 🙌💎🙌 🚀🚀🚀🚀

[Jon @twiterLESSjon]

Happy Thanksgiving from our fur family, including the newest baby Remington (Remy) who is an absolute delight (monster)

[Jon @twiterLESSjon]

I enjoy Halloween because it's the only time of year it's not "scaring the neighbors" to sit on my front porch drinking in a penguin onesie

[Jon @twiterLESSjon]

@joshbrunsman 🙃

[Jon @twiterLESSjon]

Soccer, bourbon + apple cider, and a non-zero chance to burn the house down:

[Jon @twiterLESSjon]

Yes definitely have your kids piano lesson playing in the background of the zoom meeting. Because the only thing I want to hear more than whatever the hell we're on this call for is little Timmy absolutely butchering Hot Cross Buns

[Jon @twiterLESSjon]

People at work will give you the most detail on why they are an hour late. Sending "I'll be in at 10:30 I have to take my son to get blood work done on the hemorrhoids in his asshole" to the whole team in an email

[Jon @twiterLESSjon]

Instead of wearing a mask I just wear a t-shirt that says "look at me I'm a big dumb fucking idiot that doesn't care about other humans". It's basically the same.

[Jon @twiterLESSjon]

@tommytbaby Sure, check your DMs

[Jon @twiterLESSjon]

15 bags of mulch, 55 bags of top soil, 85 paving stones, and too many beers later the front yard is done. If someone were to ask if it was worth it I would answer: I don't know.

[Jon @twiterLESSjon]

@tommytbaby Tommy!!!!

[Jon @twiterLESSjon]

@YordannG10 The advice and feedback you gave was super helpful. Thanks dude!

[Jon @twiterLESSjon]

@drewgainey Yes it's canon but PNB is not a Shrek movie

[Jon @twiterLESSjon]

I have been on a zoom for work for 7.5 hours. In that time I could have:

Watched ~5 soccer matches
The Shrek trilogy ~1.5x
The Irishman once
7.5 hours of porn

Can't wait till life gets back to normal