Alex

A mustachioed son of a gun | He/Him | #LGRW | #GoBlue | #OnePride

[ally @missmayn]

if you tried pulling this shit at a bank they’d arrest you for elder abuse but they let it happen in congress.

[Max Bultman @m_bultman]

Red Wings are naming Shawn Horcoff their interim general manager

https://t.co/GzDv3YeLy4

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

JOHN TAVARES: We're pretty relaxed here, but I do have one rule - don't touch the amulet.

GAVIN McKENNA: Can I touch it just onc-

JOHN TAVARES (eyes turning completely black): .TƎ⅃UMA ƎHT HƆUOT TOͶ Oᗡ

[HIMIBURTON @himiburton]

bro just hit the heisman pose on ball state university

[Spike @spikesguides]

Insane jumpscare, holy shit

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

For 3.8 billion years, a single continuous chain of life has propagated itself without fail, culminating in one man. That chain may come to an end this Saturday, because he underestimated 116 men from Muncie, Indiana.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

If you or I say the Israeli prime minister ‘influences’ American politicians to get them to think his way and fight his wars, it’s antisemitic. But if the Israeli prime minister says it…

[Clash Report @clashreport]

An NBC News team was attacked and beaten by Israeli "settlers" wielding clubs in the West Bank.

[Governor Tony Evers @GovEvers]

And I just renamed Lake Michigan Lake Wisconsin. See, I can sign napkins that say things, too.

[Lauren Rinaldi 🧚‍♀️ @LRinaldiArt]

Many such cases

[Justin Amash @justinamash]

“We would love to get one-tenth of what Google has on you.”
—Mike Rogers (R-Deep State)

[28th Amendment Truther @DukeNukeboost]

@ae53 This is my emotional support five million dollar brownstone.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

“I’m a Ms. Rachel Democrat.”

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Congress is not serious.

We are voting on a stock trading ban for members of Congress…

BUT Republicans added voter-ID in the legislation.

Not to get Dems to vote for voter-ID,

but to get them to vote against the stock trading ban, so they can use it in the Nov. election.

[John (Anarcho Cat) @anarcho_cat]

Lindsey Graham right now

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

Some of these 3rd+ string WRs playing CFB that’s never sniffing the league need to scrap that shit and hit the pitch we need that edge on the squad