Tammy Oldridge

[Tammy Oldridge @twiterlessjoe]

Are you single? https://t.co/UDEQwgGQwq

[COPA90 US @Copa90US]

#USA Man of the Match so far: @TimHowardGK

[J_Klinsmann @J_Klinsmann]

And don't forget to wear your jersey !! #businessattire RT @ussoccer: Need note to get out of work Thurs? #LetsDoThis

[Tammy Oldridge @twiterlessjoe]

I've been (and kinda remain) skeptical about the #usmnt in the #WorldCup but damnit if we don't have THE best goalie. #myhoward

[Tammy Oldridge @twiterlessjoe]

I don't think I have ever written a paper where I wasn't listening to @EITS during at least part of the writing process. #gratitude #science

[Tammy Oldridge @twiterlessjoe]

I am ecstatic with the result, but if this game was a volume dial, the US was chronically stuck at 7. #IBelieveThatWeWillWin

[Tammy Oldridge @twiterlessjoe]

I think I finally found the mythical moderate republican. Acura with a bumper sticker that said "resist Obamacare." #unicorns

[Tammy Oldridge @twiterlessjoe]

The kid sitting next to me just ordered a raspberry WoodChuck. #kidsthesedays

[Tammy Oldridge @twiterlessjoe]

"The question is, if you have enough first world problems, can they add up to like one third world problem?" #fwp #smarts

[Tammy Oldridge @twiterlessjoe]

I don't buy this whole alcohol impairs your ability to drive thing. I Need for Speed WAY better after a beer. #videogamereality

[Tammy Oldridge @twiterlessjoe]

Colorado has less snow than Nebraska. Nebraska has less corn than Iowa. Iowa is exactly as shitty as you think it is. #midwesternscience

[PolitiFact @PolitiFact]

Does the presence of armed civilians cut the no. of deaths in mass shootings from 18 to 2.5? No, says @PolitiFactNH http://t.co/MamBW36M6I

[Tammy Oldridge @twiterlessjoe]

Dreaming a lot about my puppy lately. September needs to hurry up. #timeflies

[Tammy Oldridge @twiterlessjoe]

"Step one: underpants
Step two:
Step three: profit"
#buisnessmodelsthatdontwork #science

[Tammy Oldridge @twiterlessjoe]

"Wow, today sucks" #rolemodels

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

#TDSBreakingNews Study: American Dream is impossible to achieve in US. Bolivian dream still available. #AtLeastTheyHaveNicePonchos

[Tammy Oldridge @twiterlessjoe]

@DirectAutoIns argues "all car insurance is the same" - I'm calling #bullshit

[Tammy Oldridge @twiterlessjoe]

@BBC_TopGear has pretty much become my Saturday morning cartoons. #childhood

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Retweet if you agree: State leaders should put #PeopleOverPolitics and stop blocking Medicaid expansion.