lys

I sell weed for a living, I don’t know shit about shit 💍11/18/23💍

[lys @twiterlys13]

🥹💍🫶🏻

[guapo 9 @guapo__9]

It’s official y’all. I’m no longer “dating.”

[lys @twiterlys13]

@realDonaldTrump my tax return next year better look better or I’m going to start committing tax evasion buddy.

[lys @twiterlys13]

Crazy that @UHC just denied my perception for Metformin today… a medication I have been on well over a year.

[lys @twiterlys13]

I hope our new neighbors are fully prepared for us to talk to Dozer like a human child from our backyard 🤣

[lys @twiterlys13]

Yo @waynecountymi y’all better get these massive puddles on Eureka rd in Wyandotte that you’ve created by tearing up the road. Y’all might be running me a check real soon for a new engine due to flooding. You can’t avoid it and you can’t see it till it’s too late.

[lys @twiterlys13]

I love how the @IRStaxpros has enough employees to tweet hourly but not enough employees to process tax returns.

[lys @twiterlys13]

@IRStaxpros can y’all do your fucking job and process mail in taxes. Y’all are the biggest scam artist in this country by far 😴

[lys @twiterlys13]

Working at a dispo is crazy, people will come in with a bag of cans for returns and leave their small children standing outside for a $3 pre roll

[lys @twiterlys13]

If I could just go one day without shit hitting the fan that would be super cool.

[lys @twiterlys13]

Most ridiculous voice

[Swimmy BoutDaCheck @teddyswims]

From the trench🧥with love. I’ve Tried Everything But Therapy (Pt. 1.5) is out now. Drop a 🔨 in the comments if y’all feeling Hammer to the Heart

[lys @twiterlys13]

Me when I pull up on my little brothers tomorrow because they’ve been acting reckless af.

[lys @twiterlys13]

The chokehold this song has on me is unreal

[Swimmy BoutDaCheck @teddyswims]

Major love to @mtv for making me the #MTVPush artist for February 2024!
🎶: Lose Control

[MK @adoreanise]

it’s scary how spot on a woman’s intuition is !

[lauren🇬🇺 @renruntz]

GUT FEELINGS ARE NEVER WRONG

[lys @twiterlys13]

No point in hiding things, they always come to light

[DarrellX @RealDarrellX]

For there is nothing hidden that will not be disclosed, and nothing concealed that will not be known or brought out into the open.

Luke 8:17

[lys @twiterlys13]

Ahh, another day off spent alone.

[✨Barefoot Cuntessa✨ @MelaninIsKey]

Dapped him up and kissed the paw?!?! Who tf is he? The Dogfather????

[lys @twiterlys13]

blind to the bullshit, call me Ray

[lys @twiterlys13]

#NewProfilePic

[lys @twiterlys13]

I really be asking for the bare minimum, and obviously even that is too much sometimes.

[lys @twiterlys13]

@Apple could y’all get your shit together and clear these notifications for me? They’ve been there about a year and I don’t have a single unread text.

Sincerely, one of your type A customers going crazy. :)