twiterate

No party affiliation. American with opinions, not loyalties. If you blather with cult-like devotion, I will make fun of you relentlessly.

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

“The purpose of knowledge is action, not knowledge.”

— Aristotle

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

This is why people built guillotines.
GOP Rep. Troy Nehls, when asked about 60% of Americans struggling with affordability: "Affordability? What are you talking about?... I'm gonna get me a couple of big lobster tails. I'm gonna get me some nice rib eyes... Maybe the 60% of Americans don't work as hard as I do."

[twiterate @twitfinder_]

@AmberWoods100 One brave dude!

[Amber Woods @AmberWoods100]

An unusual scene unfolded on the steps of the U.S. Capitol this week.

Active-duty U.S. Air Force Major Jason Watson was arrested while protesting in uniform and calling for the impeachment and removal of President Donald Trump.

Watson stood on the Capitol steps holding a sign reading, “IMPEACH. CONVICT. REMOVE.” before U.S. Capitol Police arrested him and took him into custody this morning. 🧵

[Saganism @Saganismm]

“The world is in greater peril from those who tolerate or encourage evil than from those who actually commit it.”

— Albert Einstein

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

“A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.”

— Charles Darwin

[twiterate @twitfinder_]

@username_has_a @EricTropicalTX @Gutsick_Gibbon Congratulations, you know me better than no one.

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

SPEECHLESS 🙄

[Emma Scott @EmmaScott]

👇

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

unpopular opinion: if we can have a minimum age to run for President (35), then we can have a maximum age to run for President.

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

The Supreme Court just ruled that Bayer, the maker of Roundup weedkiller, can get away with poisoning us and giving people cancer, and that we are not allowed to sue them. This is America: a country so depraved that it puts the profits of corporations over people’s lives.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Exactly

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The World Cup is proof that, if it weren't for our leaders, the vast majority of people around the world would get along just fine.

[The Culturist @the_culturist_]

Reminder: Germany has more castles than the United States has McDonald's.

This is one is my favorite. Owned by the same family for 33 generations.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

I’ve never seen rich people fighting among themselves to defend the poor, but I have seen poor people fighting among themselves to defend the rich.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

May you heal so hard you do your hobbies again.

[Norm Clark @Normsmusic]

James Robison
What Joyce Carol Oates wrote to Elon Musk on Twitter. I am told it rattled him. I love it.
“So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates – scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend’s or relative’s accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the ‘most wealthy person in the world.’”

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.
Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.
Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.
Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event
Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.
Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.
Step 6: Blame someone else.

[Brian Rosenworcel @bowl_of_worcel]

If you steal a paint chip it's 10 years in prison but take what you want from our Capitol, that's worth a pardon.