Tom

I speak my mind. Anything goes. Get ready to hear anything & everything. A little of this. A little of that.

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RT: @Yeahwut: Lady Gaga has a pecker! She's a hermaphrodite. Watch the video... you see it all: http://bit.ly/eWqX0 #LadyGaGa

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@cracked The Joker wins. Hands down. Great facial expression & very believable. Jigsaw aint got nothing on da Joker

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@jonroach I like computers too but hate dealing w/ totally lost ppl. Especially over da phone. Reach out & strangle somebody is more like it

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@jonroach Sorry 2 hear that man. Be ur own Geek Squad & charge 4 it. Dont u hate it when friends & family bug u w/ computer questions?! I do

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Get your FREE Coldplay album, Left Right Left Right. I just grabbed it. Free download today at http://bit.ly/y3ZNU. Free is always good =)

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@aplusk Always a prankster! That was awesome. CNN just got owned. Yes! another feed is back up! Now just bring us the sound

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The police has a super dog on their side. Its Bolt! Not messing w/ that dog. Hellz no!! Look at the gun fire http://twitpic.com/54798

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RT @yeahwut Retweet this if you DISAGREE with Twitter's decision to hide replies to people you don't follow #fixreplies #twitterfail

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RT @ktdaboss: I don't know "YOU"....but I know a MAN becomes a MAN from all of the shit that he goes thru -kiss

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2 days late on my report, but Star Trek was tigght! Dont sleep on it, its banging. State of Play, now thats another story; save ur money

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Almost time 4 my away mission. Star Trek IMAX here I come. If u r in the same theater as me, BEWARE!. Im sick & Im not afraid to cough on u

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RT @Yeahwut Ppl should not drunk Twitter. They're going 2 look dumb as shit in da AM. Save a life. Dont let friends drunk Twitter

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RT @Yeahwut @amp451 Ppl should not drunk Twitter. They're going 2 look dumb as shit in da AM. Save a life. Dont let friends drunk Twitter

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@jonroach Getcha edumacation on mann! 1 more day until, Space the final frontier. IMAX here I come. Did you see it yet? I can't wait

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They're emotionally detached or are they? haha RT @sween: Vulcans sure like The Shocker

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Really? I have to install software to get my free KFC Chicken? Why Oprah... WHY!! Well, u got me at FREE *Installing* http://bit.ly/6UOme

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Another day. Another dollar. Hurry up and give me my pay so I can just go home and do nothing =)

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@ATLien U wonder y ur chips & salsa took so long. Smell Carlitos breath when he makes his rounds again. Who said he aint celebrating. Shooo!

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@ATLien Mexicans are hard workers. They never take a day off, even on cinco de mayo. But I guarantee u, Coronas be poppin' in da back room

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Its cinco de mayo. I dont have any Mexican friends. Yet all my friends want to celebrate. Bunch of drunkards! :)