Jason Sweeney

limited edition, macaroni and glitter on construction paper

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@markleggett yesssssss

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@katefeetie Those are the sights I would recommend. Get Cops Doughnuts.

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Halloween all rolled up into one deadly little package.

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@katefeetie Steven Anita Smith!

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@katefeetie Copywriting can be a gift.

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@RossFloate "i". A self-absorbed kombucha-brewing singer-songwriter of a letter.

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@katefeetie https://t.co/CLdgcYzTMk

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@RossFloate I believe you are thinking of Robert Pine.

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@rsmallbone Oh, Richard. I’m so sorry.

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@everydaydude So, so sorry, dude.

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@ttseco Theo.

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I’m still not clear on what superpowers The Reverse Cowgirl has.

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MEANWHILE IN CANADA: yikes

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I took my wife on her dream vacation for her birthday and she just told me the Trump verdict is the best gift she could have ever gotten.

Thanks.

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How soon until we see a T-shirt that says “REAL MEN ARE GUILTY”?

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@jellybeansprez @damselesque It was the perfect cherry on the top. 😂

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This is where I would normally show you the drawing I made for my wife’s birthday. But there isn’t one this year. Because this year for her birthday, she thought it would be fun to go to Edinburgh.

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But there is no one I would rather sacrifice my body and soul for than this woman. Happy Birthday, @damselesque. Let’s wear our feet to bloody nubs together forever.

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And thus my body and brain are broken. So she’s just gonna have to wait for her drawing.