Mary Beth Hefferton

The only thing worse than my life is everyone else's.

[Mary Beth Hefferton @damselesque]

This guy is my favorite person and it’s his birthday! Funny, smart, silly, and kind. I won the lottery when I met him. Happy Birthday, @sween… and many more.

[Mary Beth Hefferton @damselesque]

You see this doofus cuddling a cat? It’s his birthday today. He’s a really good human and I’m lucky to have him in my life. Happy Birthday, @sween! You are loved.

[Mary Beth Hefferton @damselesque]

Wow. Lisa LaFlamme was the award-winning anchor of the CTV National News. And she was a woman. Of a certain age. Who did her job well. And Bell Media fired her. What a shocker. 🙄

[Mary Beth Hefferton @damselesque]

Wordle 214 3/6

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I’m a genius!

(I have no idea what I’m doing.)

[Mary Beth Hefferton @damselesque]

Happy Birthday, @sween. I’ve… kinda run out of things to say about you because we’ve been together so long.

So, uh…. don’t die. That’d suck.

[Mary Beth Hefferton @damselesque]

Happy Birthday to the kindest human I’ve ever met… and I’ve met a lot of humans!

Love you, @sween.

[Mary Beth Hefferton @damselesque]

Happy Birthday to this lovable doofus! We’ve traveled far and wide, but our favorite place is still at home with our cat. Who will probably kill us. https://t.co/mHPXCw9Trg

[Mary Beth Hefferton @damselesque]

Happy Easter from me and my mom! #dementialife @ St. John's, Newfoundland and Labrador https://t.co/jcUKA48G5W

[Mary Beth Hefferton @damselesque]

This is happening.

[Mary Beth Hefferton @damselesque]

Our kitten… has grown.

[Mary Beth Hefferton @damselesque]

Rory says, “BE MY VALENTINE!!”

[Mary Beth Hefferton @damselesque]

Thank you all so much for your kind words. It means the world to me.

[Mary Beth Hefferton @damselesque]

Most people outside my family don’t know this, but my mother has been living with Alzheimer’s for close to 10 years. Over the holidays, she finally went into long-term care.

[Mary Beth Hefferton @damselesque]

My dad told his story about being her caregiver to my hometown paper. He felt it was important to share this, to help other caregivers and their families know they’re not alone. And I am my father’s daughter. And my mother’s too.

https://t.co/qHPK3RMtjc

https://t.co/hChe85A9tY

[Mary Beth Hefferton @damselesque]

Yeah, whatever.

[Jason Sweeney @sween]

On this day 14 years ago, @damselesque walked down the aisle to stand next to me at our wedding. And when asked if she would take me to be her husband, she looked at me and said, "Sure, whatever."

Happy Anniversary, gorgeous.

[Mary Beth Hefferton @damselesque]

It’s not like 2018 was a bad year-

Who am I kidding? It was a dumpster fire.

Good thing I’m fireproof.

HAPPY NEW YEAR, NERDS!

[Mary Beth Hefferton @damselesque]

My name’s not Jason, but my husband’s is.

I’m Jason-adjacent.

[Mary Beth Hefferton @damselesque]

ME: I feel like my life has taken a complete 360!
HUSBAND: that brings you right back to where you started
ME: a complete 180!

[Mary Beth Hefferton @damselesque]

@moynes @KimMoynes @sween Aw thanks, guys. Don’t worry about me. I’ll be juuuust fine.

*sniff*

[Mary Beth Hefferton @damselesque]

When did my husband turn into a silver fox?

Happy Birthday, @sween!