Geppetto

your guilty pleasure.

[Geppetto @twitjig]

Ahhh Ruben. Teringat dekat the now defunct KL Dragon basketball team.

[Harimau Abroad 🇲🇾 @HarimauAbroad]

🇦🇺 Malaysian businessman Ruben Gnanalingam wrote an open letter after taking over A-League Men club Central Coast Mariners in June.

https://t.co/rQ7xAlapWF

[Geppetto @twitjig]

Archidex at Mitec is the very opposite of what architects preach about. Bad assesibilty by public, unclear directional signages, disjointed building connections

[Geppetto @twitjig]

Okey done being toxic oldboy cheering/jeering at high school tournament.

[Geppetto @twitjig]

Out of nowhere last night, Uzayr asked me, "Daddy, how do you shoot a basketball?"

Well, son... some of the bricks at construction sites might have been supplied by my jump shot. 😅

But I'll make it my life's mission to teach you the proper way.

[Geppetto @twitjig]

Saw some tweets making round online that there are 2 data centers will be built around my neighbourhood. Upon checking, the proposed site is next to a primary school.

Welp, time to remind my YB the election is coming around the corner.

[Geppetto @twitjig]

Jem pah ceroh, literally.

[Geppetto @twitjig]

Kesian.

[Mat Sifir ⚡🚀 🌕 @RahlmlJmldn]

“Adik kena pergi school”

“Ayah nak pergi work”

Sakit telinga aku dengar.

[Geppetto @twitjig]

Ourang outang is exactly how people of Kuala Berang pronounce that.

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

An illustration of an orangutan ("ourang outang") from a 1658 edition of Jacobus Bontius' writings.

Bontius reports in his book that "the Javanese say that orangutans can speak, but they choose not to, lest they be compelled to labor."

[Geppetto @twitjig]

Crazy that enforcement actually works whoaa

[Rin  @rinmansor]

Aku pelik kenapa parking area kedai2 tiber banyak kosong harini. Biasa banyak lori & kereta berkarat memenuhi parking

Rupanya penguatkuasa DBKL tengah round tulis saman. Owner bengkel sekitar ni laju2 alih koleksi kesayangan

Nanti abang DBKL balik, diorang datang balik 🤣

[Geppetto @twitjig]

Kind of disappointed it's not the default response by MCMC, and have to diminta.

[Mohd Redzuan Abdul Manap @redzuanNewsMPB]

MCMC diminta sekat penyebaran video kes laku seksual pelajar di Melaka .

[Geppetto @twitjig]

Bob buat apa lagi tu? Kan dah kantoi.

[Geppetto @twitjig]

There Kodak Ektar H35, if you want a simpler introductory experience for analogue half frame.

[Aid Fawzal @AidFawzal]

Fujifilm keluar kamera baru dengan half format. Half format ni maksudnya gambar yang diambil tu dia potong dua daripada frame sekeping film 35mm. Yang ini kamera digital, tapi mereka masih kekalkan ciri² kamera film bukan sahaja pada rupa. Contohnya bila nak ambil gambar, kene korek dulu guna ibu jari macam nak roll film ke frame seterusnya.

Harga yang tak tahan tu. Nape la mahal sangat 😵‍💫.

📷 FUJIFILM

[Islamicize @islamicize]

Many Muslims today, when they hear someone stress the need for ethics, worldview, and ideological grounding before chasing technology, immediately respond with irritation or mockery. Why? Because for nearly two centuries the Muslim world has been fed a very specific…+

[Geppetto @twitjig]

Sooka ni tak move on lagi dari Klopp.

[Geppetto @twitjig]

Which nine? Bandar Sri permaisuri ada tak?

[BFM News @NewsBFM]

The Public Accounts Committee has found discrepancies in nine DBKL land deals, citing violations that led to uncontrolled development.

PAC chairman Mas Ermieyati says DBKL’s advisory board only plays an advisory role, leaving no effective checks and balances in land development decisions.

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[Geppetto @twitjig]

Kita marah bila tax naik, tapi duit tax habis nk repair facilities yang rosak.

Okey exaggerating, but yes some.

[Geppetto @twitjig]

Why does Supes look like Zoolander hitting the blue steel pose?

[Nosco @NoscoOutlaw]

Since no one wants to talk International Box Office Numbers...
Source: DC PH

[Geppetto @twitjig]

Terengganu away jersey so fancy, very the liplapliplap

[Geppetto @twitjig]

Funny that you do not have the balls to sanction the perpetrator

[UEFA @UEFA]

Farewell to Suleiman al-Obeid, the 'Palestinian Pelé'.

A talent who gave hope to countless children, even in the darkest of times.

[Geppetto @twitjig]

Well, developer will keep on building because it's what capitalist will and always do. But DBKL yang banyak office dekat situ takkan la tak rasa situ dah overcrowded.

Additional 3 block X 50 storey? RIP Traffic impact assessment, itupun kalau buat la.

[SinarHarian @SinarOnline]

Danau Lumayan tawar 3,438 rumah mampu milik di Residensi Wilayah Aman Lumayan

Danau Lumayan Sdn Bhd akan membangunkan 3,438 unit kediaman mampu milik di Bandar Sri Permaisuri, Cheras

#SinarHarian #residensi

https://t.co/spMTIbwcTg