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@willows_elise Funnily enough no, nor to help with sanitary products, nor to compare lipsticks or fashion tips. This is purely an AGP fetish.

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@chrisluxonmp At least your noggin is getting a rest from the turban for a change aye?

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@jenkins_ru47081 @matt_horncastle Exactly. But they are talking about making it compulsory. I think the key is now, buy a house and slowly gift it to your kids over the years via a family trust. Make sure it has enough land for a tiny home. Come retirement make sure you have spent all your savings.

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@jenkins_ru47081 @matt_horncastle Which is why they’re suggesting making it compulsory. 🤔

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@matt_horncastle Matt - 40% of pensioners have no savings. The average KiwiSaver balance for someone aged 61 to 65 sits at $77,927. So even if you means test it with a threshold of zero. It’s not gonna be long before you’re back with the full pension bill.

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@ChrisPenknz We won’t be exporting any once we hand over our expertise will we?

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@VoteSovereign Ah yes, Sam and Chris - both born into comfortable middle class, uni and then high paying jobs. They wouldn’t know real life if it slapped them in the face. I’m so tired of these ignorant out of touch politicians.

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@AucklandIsland @VeronicaGlamis Why didn’t he become a citizen? You can hold dual citizenship. I became a British one as a NZer as soon as I qualified. My British husband now qualifies in NZ so is planning to.

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@VRichard14008 @VoteSovereign @NZNationalParty What is NZ’s biggest export? Dairy. What is excluded from the India FTA? Oh yes Dairy, to protect INDIA’s dairy industry. The FTA is good for one country, and it’s not NZ. It’s not right wing propaganda. Thats lazy for I can’t be fucked to read the FTA.

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@Sal_Robins2 No, and I love my husband, he’s one of the good ones. But I’d defo stay unmarried. Even though he’s kind and loving, men still add to your workload 😂

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@VanceRees @MythoAotearoa *his

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@HelenWebberley @JuliaHB1 @TalkTV Yeah that something wasn’t right is called mental illness. What they need is proper help. Unfortunately they get people like you mutilating them and destroying their lives.

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@luchep21 @Taity813112 @HelenWebberley No, because I’m not mentally ill. Nor is my child. But I need to watch for manipulation by this cult. Because no child is trans. They’re gay, autistic or they’ve been sexually abused.

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@2ETEKA That weasel Seymour has always been like this. Him and the two Chris’s are EXACTLY like Adern.

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@freerobnz @TheZeitgeistNZ Only nz first appear to be challenging the FTA. Immigration (uncapped) is one issue. But so is the fact that dairy (our biggest export) is excluded to protect India’s dairy industry & nz are expected to invest billions in India, and no investment required from them. A sell out.

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@luchep21 @Taity813112 @HelenWebberley I know because I’m autistic, my child is. But I’m wise enough to see through the snakes like her, who are taking advantage of young vulnerable kids. I watch my child like a hawk. I’m not having people like her mutilating and destroying a perfectly healthy body. It’s a cult.

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@HelenWebberley 60-80% of youth who present with gender dysphoria but do not transition ultimately grow up to be LGB. 50% of trans have experienced sexual abuse. The autism rate is 6 times higher in the ‘trans’ community. You are taking advantage of a vulnerable group for your own gain. CUNT.

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@Taity813112 @luchep21 @HelenWebberley Exactly this. They mistake a cult for a friendship group. This may be the first place they’ve been ‘accepted’ in their life. But they’re vulnerable and manipulated into believing they’re in the wrong body. Then they end up railroaded down the trans route. They go along with it.

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@MadJo2u @rotovegas_taane @NZNationalParty @actparty @nzfirst That’s how a lot of people feel right now. It’s like rummaging your hand round in a bowl of rotten fruit trying to find something still palatable.

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@rotovegas_taane TOP will work with Labour. I would have in the past agreed with you on voting national to keep labour out, but I think a vote for either labour or national is a vote for a potential uniparty in this election. I wish I was joking.