Laura Baier

Lover of plants/coffee/jokes/slippers/humans

[Laura Baier @twittalesslaura]

@kennedycaelyn Worth every penny!

[Laura Baier @twittalesslaura]

@MeganFritz HAHA NO WAY. The other day I ordered an Iced vanilla latte with almond milk and only got iced almond milk! HAHAHA

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Can we please stop calling it “the issue of race” when what we’re really discussing is “the issue of racism”

[Laura Baier @twittalesslaura]

@bradyodegaard @ilikadajazz I called dibs on this on long ago jus sayin’ 😛😛

[Lizzie McGuire @ImLizzieM]

Paolo can sing

APRIL FOOLS

[Laura Baier @twittalesslaura]

26 yo, married, full time real adult and I still feel the need to call my mom after I go to the dentist to tell her I don’t have any cavities

[Lizzie McGuire @ImLizzieM]

Coronavirus is the worst thing to hit Italy since Paolo's singing voice

[Laura Baier @twittalesslaura]

@MStateBaseball Who is the imposter with the mustache? There should only be one.........

[Laura Baier @twittalesslaura]

@AndrewOkland UHM excuse me if I do recall our last couple conversations have been you saying it looks like I have a second butt on the front of my body and calling @DomguyPazman a bitch....SEND THAT KINDNESS OUR WAY PLZ 😘😘😘

[Laura Baier @twittalesslaura]

@AndrewNelson15 😭😭😭 you’re gonna be the best uncle ugh

[Laura Baier @twittalesslaura]

There’s always some student playing the piano in the student union and if they don’t start playing strictly Christmas music starting Friday then I’m removing all of the keys

[Laura Baier @twittalesslaura]

Imagine a world where there is no road construction and all of the roads on your morning commute are open 🤤

[Laura Baier @twittalesslaura]

@DomguyPazman @WinkinBlinkin1 ugh. I’m getting Ben next for sure then.

[Laura Baier @twittalesslaura]

@matthew_tinjum You can watch Halloween Town with me and @DomguyPazman

[Laura Baier @twittalesslaura]

@kennedycaelyn @shelly_sommers ??

[Laura Baier @twittalesslaura]

@hollaatholly42 @DomguyPazman @mcnohammer @donchaknowgin Hahahahahahahahaha

[Laura Baier @twittalesslaura]

@iamaburd Boi

[Laura Baier @twittalesslaura]

@kennedycaelyn Omg I wanna come

[St. Paul Saints @StPaulSaints]

We don't have a billion dollars like @WarrenBuffett, but our GM @DerekSharrer has officially gone mad. The Saints will give away $10,000 if a 16 seed beats a 1 seed in #MarchMadness2018. All you have to do is retweet this to enter & we'll choose one winner if it happens.