Twittasm

It should be illegal to be funny and single 🙃

[Kaushik Raj @kaushikrj6]

Open threats to a journalist. Imagine the impunity and the audacity.

[PunsterX @PunsterX]

People used to think that ECI is in cohoots with BJP.

Then ECI wrote a post targeting TMC and removed all doubt.

[Twittasm @twittasm]

Hi (intentions nahi batauga kyuki hain jo irada bata doon tumko sharma hi jaoge tum)

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

So anyway… we are still going to need those Epstein Files

[Chetana Gautam @chetana_cg]

He can't broker ceasefire between Kuki and Maeiti in Manipur for past 3 years and his supporters think he has any say between US and Iran..really .
Like really ????

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

REMINDER: Israel committed a GENOCIDE in Gaza.

[Twittasm @twittasm]

Jane wale ko mat rokein...Unhe Rasta dein...

Aur ho sakey toh peeche ek laat bhi maar dein...

[Salman Khan @BeingSalmanKhan]

Rajpal bhai aap 30 yrs se kaam kar rahe ho aur hum sabne aapko repeat kiya hai baar baar kyunki aap apna kaam jante ho aur ek value laate ho , kaam toh aapko bohot milega aur issi dollar rate pe milega aur milte rahega . Hakikat yeh hai .
Aur yeh yaad rakhna ke kabhi kabhi flow mai kuch nikal aata hai ,dena hi hai toh dimag mai rakho dil se kaam karo , dollar upar ho ya neeche kya farak padta hai dena toh India mai hi hai @rajpalofficial

[Twittasm @twittasm]

@ajsinghrawat Kindly share the link

[Twittasm @twittasm]

@wordstionary Me 💀

[Twittasm @twittasm]

Plz mere samne kisi ki chugļí mat kiya karo

(mujhe maza anay lagta hai)

[Twittasm @twittasm]

Samajhdaar ko ishara hi kaafi hota hai lekin mujhe puri baat bataya kro ab dimaag kam kaam karta hai mera

[Twittasm @twittasm]

Skincare karke bhi dekh liya original glow toh apke text se he aata hai

[Twittasm @twittasm]

Apse baat krte hue meri puri koshish rhti h apko blush krane ki.🥹🫶

[Twittasm @twittasm]

Finally she started taking interest in my personal life

(phoch rhi thi apke ghr maa behn nhi hai)

[Twittasm @twittasm]

China se Sena ladegi

Pakistan se media ladegi

Corona se Janta ladegi

BJP sirf Chunav ladegk

[Twittasm @twittasm]

Abhi thodi der pehle meri ammi ne mujhe insta use karte dekha to boli
Beghairat insan kabhi padh bhi liva kar agar dobara mujhe insta use karta dikha to tera muh pakar isi keyboard par ragar dungi hahahaha jese k unki dhamki se mein dar gayahjsososoosihbdisisbsusisbnhggkk beffui

[Twittasm @twittasm]

@0xarise Hi

[Twittasm @twittasm]

Chatgpt ye
Chatgpt vo
Kabhi Chatgpt ne first text Kiya hai ??

[Twittasm @twittasm]

Me watching my mom telling my deepest secret to random relatives just to make them laugh for 5 seconds.