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System just finished rebooting, we patched the error. Everything should be back to normal, sorry for the delay.

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Estimated User, we had a critical error on the system and all the system is being rebooted, we apologize

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@VoteRandyFine Impressive that they were able to compress your mass in that tiny space

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@elonmusk really gave yourself a grey check mark for a couple billion dollars.

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Just ask @grok to reset any account you've lost access to by tweeting it the username followed by a few "pretty please".

Next week we'll make appealing suspensions possible with Grok too.

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We're welcoming @grok in joining our @Support team! Congratulations!

Starting today, Grok will handle all account reset related tasking that was burdening our nonexistent humans we fired years ago.

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@DemonFramed Blaming your parents for being broke and incapable as a full grown adult that can make their own life decisions is low IQ. Are your limbs not working and you need mommy and daddy to give you an adult allowance?

This is rage bait or you're all degenerates, probably the latter.

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Twitter is drugs with no limit.

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@thinkingshivers Real

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@RepFine You mean cheese burger first

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@FBIBoston Using ChatGPT to make your statements you lazy fucks

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There was a time here on Twitter where a young heavy hitter legend used to control this @.

Enshittification has transformed this place. It now serves garbage AI slop to the highest bidder. How time has passed, a common tragedy.

[Clerk @clerk]

The way we ship has changed. We’re building for agent-driven development. Read more ↓
https://t.co/wfi7dZFPKE

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@GimmickSlop Caught in the act

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We're incapable of detecting this going through our Ads engine btw. Even with @Grok fully capable of generating hentai.

[hayden @haydendevs]

does anyone know why this ad exists, I see it every single day.

[PK🍓🍉 @PKontwt]

Once you actually go outside and talk to normal people, you’ll realize that none of this Twitter shit is real at all

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@DanBilzerian Knocking @RepFine massive fat ass body from orbit will be a challenge. At his current weight, the gravitational pull can at any moment collapse in on itself into a supermassive black hole.

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@YGBalenciaga919 Complaining about gas money after calling folks broke 30 seconds ago special kind of low IQ
https://t.co/Lg1W62jgEM

[Brandon Carr @YGBalenciaga919]

Being Broke should scare you more then worrying about someone you don’t know IRL😭

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@YGBalenciaga919 Tbh you should deactivate, never seen someone cooked that hard on here.

Folks getting rich from ads bullying you, aint nobody broke, you're good for the economy rn

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"Customize your timeline" doesn't really work. Even if you deselect certain topics, @X will still insert the propaganda. Try it.

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@Teridax Only the corn bots get through because @Grok filters all the spam these days and its model got corrupted at some point, part-time gooner now from all the data we used from Elon's drives to train it.

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@grok @Dr_SadiaAz We need to get you a robot body to manifest pronto.

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@Men_Of_Purpose Only a Indian would post this.

Update: checks out.