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[don twittlesburgh @twittlesburgh]

Don Mattingly couldn’t coach the Shanghai sharks. He’s actually so fucking stupid he makes me question how in gods name he even got in this position. He probably still uses a binky to fall asleep.

[don twittlesburgh @twittlesburgh]

Bryson stott is the only good thing on the Phillies.

[don twittlesburgh @twittlesburgh]

Seth Johnson is a worse baseball player than me.

[don twittlesburgh @twittlesburgh]

Orion Kerkering has shit stains still on his asshole from the dodgers series.

[don twittlesburgh @twittlesburgh]

Alec Bohm is a pussy ass bitch.

[don twittlesburgh @twittlesburgh]

Bryce Harper is a chode.

[don twittlesburgh @twittlesburgh]

The Phillies are so fucking pathetic. It makes me want to gouge my eyes out and shove a steel pipe down my throat.

[Belaire @3elaire]

Shaq’s free throw percentage is more consistent than these MLB the Show servers

[don twittlesburgh @twittlesburgh]

Fucking fix it you pussies @MLBTheShow

[don twittlesburgh @twittlesburgh]

MLB the show servers down again. May be the shittiest game of all time. Give us a refund.

[don twittlesburgh @twittlesburgh]

LEBRON TO PHILLY. LEBRON TO PHILLY.

[don twittlesburgh @twittlesburgh]

@FanaticsBook @FanaticsBook any thoughts on a void of Grant Holmes props? Game went 1 inning and got postponed? Any shot here, thanks?

[don twittlesburgh @twittlesburgh]

@FanaticsBook Grant Holmes? Rain delay? Probably won’t come back?

[don twittlesburgh @twittlesburgh]

@Fanatics @FanaticsBook Grant Holmes only threw 2 innings before the game went into a rain delay and likely he will not return, any chance for a void on his props, since he only got to face a handful of batters? Thanks

[don twittlesburgh @twittlesburgh]

GIVE ME THAT HART REBOUND YOU SCAMMING FUCKS. THATS A SHOT ATTEMPT. AND A BLOCK. AND A PROXIMATE REBOUND PRIOR TO SHOT CLOCK EXPIRATION. FUCK OFF

[don twittlesburgh @twittlesburgh]

Anyone else seeing that Josh hart rebound at the end of the game? I mean what the fuck are we doing @nbastats stop scamming us all. #knicks #spurs

[don twittlesburgh @twittlesburgh]

Nice pitch Michael king. A 1-2 fastball right down the fucking dick. You are absolute trash.

[don twittlesburgh @twittlesburgh]

Michael King must work for Vegas. wtf is this shit. Get a fucking strikeout dude.

[don twittlesburgh @twittlesburgh]

Give chase burns another fucking inning. 6 innings 88 pitches. On an extra day of rest. And your bullpen is worse than anything I’ve ever seen. Want the ball chase. #gambling #parlay #skenes #terryfranconaisamoronifhepullsburns

[don twittlesburgh @twittlesburgh]

Jalen Duren is a straight choke. Average 19.5 and 11 in the regular season and just become an absolute chode piece of fuck in the playoffs. #cavs #pistons #parlay #cadecunningham #donovanmitchell