Chas Roberts

“When we die,” Dawkins said, “there are two things we can leave behind us: genes and memes”. I change my name, because a meme has no name: I am the papi

[Chas Roberts @twittterpapi]

I just had a homeless man shit himself next to me waiting for the F train home btw. Siri, turn on Empire State of mind please.

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

🚨 BREAKING: Joby Aviation has completed the first point-to-point electric air taxi flights in New York City, connecting JFK to Manhattan heliports in under 10 minutes. The flights are part of a White House-backed pilot program.

[Price Errors @Pricerrors]

FREE CHIPOTLE ENTREE TODAY

BOGO on any entree if you wear Indiana University gear

From 4 p.m. to close

Must be at an Indiana location

[Chas Roberts @twittterpapi]

@TheDunkCentral Your KD ratio is so poor brother get off the server

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@Suns @PayPal Really cool mercury jersey you guys are creative geniuses! Just give us the valley jersey that’s all we want goofies

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@Suns Kick rocks buddy!!!

[Chas Roberts @twittterpapi]

@Suns Get the fuck outta here pussy boy!!! DUD!

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@TheDunkCentral @VegasInsider

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@Suns Thank god it’s over

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@kanyewest MR. YITLER YOU MUST STOP

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@esidery @Suns let’s buy him back for Pennies. The perfect ego death. Also take his Xbox away for 6 months. He could be great again.

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@WarMonitor3 The ones we’ve never seen probably

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@CUBuffs @ochocinco @Toyota Is that the real size of his helmet?

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@SportsCenter @TheShopUN Fucking kill me now

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@TNTJohn1717 My brother in Christ that’s in crimea you dumbass

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@F1 @AlpineF1Team Are all the teams doing black to reduce weight of their cars, right? Kinda stupid that the FIA will allow this as all cars are going to look the same.

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@barstoolsports Local hero

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@kanyewest He’s fuckin backkkkkkkkkkk

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Rumor has it if you fart while walking down stairs, you at times are flying with a propulsion system. The more you know.

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@TheDunkCentral @TheSteinLine Fuck them picks bruh we ride

[Chas Roberts @twittterpapi]

Honestly, love is blind production should be trying to slip in a lil fatty to test these boys and girls. True test. First X in a while I just had to get this one off my chest. Trying to change the reality game.