Tom Wittwer

Avid internet time waster, amateur cook, USAF pilot, and jogger

[Tom Wittwer @twittwer0]

@hunt_harriet Looking fly with the telex

[Tom Wittwer @twittwer0]

@AnnaGHughes Followed for the nerd stuff, stayed for the kitteh

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@kairyssdal

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@monicadotorg @LGers Same, honestly.

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@SharkHomeUS Thanks to @SharkHomeUS "Hermie" is back up and rolling around the house!

[Tom Wittwer @twittwer0]

@SharkHomeUS looking for help w/ my robo vacuum. Tried 3 calls w/ cust service, they are bent on video call 2 see broke part. When they start video, it drops call & video doesn't come thru. Is there another way I can get a replacement part ordered? I have pics, do you have email?

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@SharkHomeUS @SharkHomeUS dm sent, thanks for the reply! Most of the info you might want is in the above pics

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@meganb0522 Staying up for SNL is only for the strongest of the grownups!

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@aerospacesluts Srsly, someone on my team just does the doc on their own, regardless of anyone else's plan. Saves us all like weekly. Go you. Save the world!

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@panerabread if I don't know my #MyPanera number, and I want to input it on the app, is there a way I can recover it? I always just give my phone number at the counter.

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@LGers No, that's a beach in the Carolinas. You must mean girdle

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@LGers What's it called?

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2yo asked to make popcorn (his fave), mommy couldn't find the stir rod. 2yo said it was down the drain. He did not lie. The hiding of things begins! #parenting #HowDidHe? @westbendkitchen #StirCrazy

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Just successfully located kid's tortilla cup. I asked what it looked like. Per 2yo,"It's tortilla colored and is like a taco, but softer." (It was not either) #parenting

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@LGers fooooood

[Lauren Rosen @LaurenMRosen]

Furkan Korkmaz' food recs in Philly:

"Double Knot for sushi. For fish and Greek food, Estia. There was Radicchio, but right now they’re closed. For a steakhouse… Steak 48. And Zahav of course. I’m the mayor of Zahav - how can I forget about it?"

LISTEN: https://t.co/xngW4JqLCO

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@monicadotorg Those were on Lil E, who is resting with mama, I can't keep up with his wardrobe choices. But L says: her pants have colors on them, and that I like!

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@monicadotorg #TheRightPants make all the difference. Gotta start your fall in style

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@monicadotorg You gotta get up here and listen to his literal armchair philosophy

[Tom Wittwer @twittwer0]

Parenting is about logic. Sometimes Boolean. And, or, not, nor, etc. Today, found a box worth of Breathe Right strips used as confetti across the house. At end of the trail was the box. It contained all our 2yo's breakfast Cheerios. This is an OR decision for contents of the box.