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@GovPritzker Shut it, Tubby. I hate you!

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When your friend Cory says something funny

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@chbearsupdates @WaddleandSilvy I know his ass went in on that meal

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Found his ass @waldo

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Fire him.

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@jaycaspiankang Flattered

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@b_dechambeau @ChrisWehmer

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@MattCastellini @ChrisWehmer Sorry my gas is elite and much cheaper than yours. You're not a 6 handicap I've seen you play.

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There's a special place in hell for the people who take their time in the Costco gas lines

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Des Plaines is a movie and it ain't a funny movie

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@PercyFallon24 Por favor

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At a party with only IPAs and funky beers. This is worse than Iraq.

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HOLY FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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@Reese10Angel Mrs Twix has a nice ring to it

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@BleacherReport #SeeRed

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@game7__ @TheFBReels .@SaintLouisMBB HIRE THIS MAN

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Ayyyyyyyooo @Keenan13Allen. LETS RIDEEEEE

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@ilovedietcoke77 Absolutely geekin for the cousin walk later

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Full details on YouTube. Link in bio

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Robbed in River North tonight. Stay safe out there everyone. Keep collecting your checks, @ChicagosMayor. You clown.