tess

your girl tess with some bad jokes

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

America was such bitch on Friday and now expects us to attend her birthday party on Tuesday? I don't think so, sweetie.

[tess @twizzery]

@paigeinboise She is Not okay and that’s okay 😭😭

[tess @twizzery]

@paigeinboise 🥰🥰🥰😈😈😈

[tess @twizzery]

When it was just twitter and vine the world was more delusional and we were happier that way in this essay I will

[tess @twizzery]

Instead of tapping your head and rubbing your belly try drawing with one hand and petting your cat with the other

[tess @twizzery]

U may not like it but this is what peak female performance looks like

[tess @twizzery]

@deca_gon My family after 1 week of me gone 😰😵💀

[tess @twizzery]

Feeling so sad for my family rn because I’m moving out and who will fill the water pitcher when I’m gone .. they’ll never make it without me 😔

[Astead @AsteadWH]

Love my queen. Giving us absolutely nothing

[tess @twizzery]

My subconscious really said you will now be visited by the ghosts of boyfriends past 👻👻👻

[tess @twizzery]

Do you ever just wake up feeling feral

[tess @twizzery]

@paigeinboise Is that… twilight? 😂

[tess @twizzery]

@afalker I’m so sorry Adam 💔

[tess @twizzery]

Taking a moment this morning to sit with my absolute privilege of having a secure attachment style… something many people I love and my siblings even do not have 💔

[tess @twizzery]

I dreamed I saw this tweet and chuckled??

[tess @twizzery]

Sagittarius might as well-ing themselves off a cliff 🏃🏻‍♀️

[tess @twizzery]

Sagittarius might as well-ing themselves off a cliff 🏃🏻‍♀️

[tess @twizzery]

@paigeinboise Wow 😭😭

[tess @twizzery]

The symbiotic relationship between the adhd-er and their obnoxious alarm clock of a cat 🤝

[tess @twizzery]

@femaIeboyfriend I identify as bi mostly to say fuck the haters

[tess @twizzery]

Some days I feel kinda useless and other days I fund some fucking abortions 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻