Twizzler84

NSFB (not safe for bitches) 🤣

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@SdOtJones1 Wuts up bruv

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How can you tell when a dude is too young for you?... when he can't name his favorite ninja turtle.

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This fortune cookie needs to stay in its lane..

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@dominos Burned to a crisp

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Burned our shit @dominos

[Twizzler84 @Twizzler84]

I decided to break down dating for millennials:
Mac or PC?
Apple or Android?
Who's your favorite ninja turtle?
And when I say "Oohhhh"...you better say, "Wahh ahh ahh ahh!"

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Can we agree that Brain Stew was Greenday's max?

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https://t.co/rpSCgTMW57

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I'm no top chef by any means, but I am from the South so I can cook, don't really like to, but I can. I see guys posting dinner pics that their wives/gfs made them...I mean just go out to eat at this point. I'm sure she's a good woman.. bless her heart.

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I snooze my liberal friends on FB cuz I'm sick of the whiny BS not because I'm right or left, but I was leaning right hoping we had a chance these past few years...but it seems like no matter what we're grabbing our ankles.

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@dominos wtf....burned and dry....really?

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https://t.co/eOzCBRjtCh

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Fuck that free range shit. I only want eggs from chickens that have their own apartments with a pool, tennis court and a park.

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I don't have Bette Davis' eyes, but I've got Kim Carnes' voice. I didn't smoke for 20 plus years for nothing...

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Idk but I legged it. (Iykyk)
@rickygervais

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I love drunk messaging people...nah, I really don't.

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Weapons of mass distraction...smdh y'all. Always about $. And these "files"...also a distraction. We the people suffer.

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NO. We're expecting that.

[It's 🇺🇸 Tiff 🇺🇸 @TiffMoodNukes]

Am I the only one who is more concerned about CIA orchestrating a false flag attack against us, than believing government’s intel that Iran may attack us?

Something is definitely brewing

[Twizzler84 @Twizzler84]

In light of all the 'BS' this past month, here comes the false flag we've all been waiting on..