T.W. McBullshit

Im T.W. McBullshit. I love Jesus, freedom, and titties. I speak only the truth.

[Call of Duty Japan @CallofDutyJP]

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8/23(日) 23:59

8/22からベータ早期アクセス開始
プレイした感想も募集中！

[T.W. McBullshit @twmcbullshit]

Am I the only one that doesn't care that a building burned down? #NotreDame #fire

[T.W. McBullshit @twmcbullshit]

@CBSSunday it's Game of Thrones not Games of Thrones. I'm available to proofread before you embarrass yourselves in the future. #GOT #CBSSundayMorning

[T.W. McBullshit @twmcbullshit]

Are we still not talking about Micheal Jackson being a child molester? No? He is still just the king of pop? Why does he continue to get a pass? I guess #metoo is just for helpless women and not children.

[T.W. McBullshit @twmcbullshit]

In a time where people are throwing around accusations that are ruining careers before guilt is proven, why does this guy get a pass? He molested children and no one cares. Explain that #metoo #TimesUp

[T.W. McBullshit @twmcbullshit]

@netflix @hulu @PrimeVideo Which ever of you picks up #Brooklyn99 I will force all my friends and family to get their own service. Think of all the new subscribers. #SaveBrooklyn99

[T.W. McBullshit @twmcbullshit]

@CBS if I pay a monthly fee to use your streaming service I should not be subjected to commercials. Guess you can do without my $10 a month. #yoho

[T.W. McBullshit @twmcbullshit]

@realDonaldTrump Could you do me a solid and legalize marijuana? It's time, plus all the lefties be like "He's not so bad." DO IT!!

[T.W. McBullshit @twmcbullshit]

@publix could you advise your staff that if you open at 9, they should get here before 9.

[T.W. McBullshit @twmcbullshit]

Bullets are vaccines for the terminally stupid. #playstupidgameswinstupidprizes

[T.W. McBullshit @twmcbullshit]

Ever take a dump and get frightened because you don't remember eating corn? #TheBachelor #ElNino

[T.W. McBullshit @twmcbullshit]

#CaptainPhasma is the Darth Maul of #StarWarsTheForceAwakens

[Tim Kennedy @TimKennedyMMA]

Somebody throw Yoel a stool or another way to cheat. #UFC194

[Tim Kennedy @TimKennedyMMA]

Is it just me or do both these guys look like they just spent a season on biggest loser. #UFC194 #ped

[Tim Kennedy @TimKennedyMMA]

He is the biggest cheater. #UFC194

[Tim Kennedy @TimKennedyMMA]

Everybody wants to be a lion until it's time to do real lion shit. Time to get back to work. #SanBernadino #paris #Benghazi

[Tim Kennedy @TimKennedyMMA]

First person to mention gun control to me regarding the #SanBernadinoShooting and not Muslim extremism gets a slap to the face.

[T.W. McBullshit @twmcbullshit]

when I go to the grocery store I'll grab the last racecar buggy and walk around eating up the mean looks from kids. #livingthedream

[T.W. McBullshit @twmcbullshit]

in the drive thru when they say "pull up and someone will bring your food out" it makes me think they're putting "secret sauce" on it

[T.W. McBullshit @twmcbullshit]

How is it I'm waiting in line at @McDonalds for over 20 mins. @ 115 in the morning? $15/hr lol #ImLovinIt #McDstories