corey

Cool on the internet but wasn’t in high school. Hit by a PT cruise once. Angelo State Alumni

[corey @Two1stNaimz]

Hey kids you wanna know what the hardest drug of them all is? It's called friendship

[corey @Two1stNaimz]

@Treyarch is aids

[corey @Two1stNaimz]

Remember when Jesse Pinkman was proud of his shitty ass crack with chili powder in it? That’s @SHGames putting incendiary bullets on everything

[ryan 🤿 @scubaryan_]

they made their granny think GTA was the actual news 😭😭

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

“Let me get this straight, you got your asses kicked by four fully mature mutant ninja turtles?”

“No, sir, it’s actually worse than that.”

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

Imagine cranking your hog in your Las Vegas hotel room and you look up and the video orb just staring at you like this

[dont test me ill shrink u @vangobot]

*falls down several flights of stairs, breaking multiple bones*
ME: *into headset mic* I'm in

[Brandon Herrera @TheAKGuy]

What an interesting timeline we live in. Can’t wait to see where this goes #TX23

[computer man @gloomfather]

Lol that’s funny dude. Reminds me of something one of my mentally ill twitter friends said several months ago.. hang on just give me 45 minutes to find it so I can read it out loud for you,

[Losing it @prophethusband]

Me: (Mumbling as boss approaches my desk) i’ll kill myself in front of you if you ask me to do a single thing I swear to god
Boss: Hey can you email me that thing
Me: Oh for sure playa. No doubt

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

y’all think it’s hot today just wait till u go to hell for being a lying ass bitch

[Satan @s8n]

what

[corey @Two1stNaimz]

@CharlieCoks @davidhogg111 Don’t forget his pillows

[wint @dril]

If your grave doesn't say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war . Like and retweet

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🚨BREAKING: THE COUP IS OVER | WAGNER’S RETREATING

This official statement from Prigozhin, the head of the Wagner group and the leader of this coup, says it all. I don't think anyone expected this:

"They were going to dismantle PMC Wagner. We came out on 23 June to the March of Justice. In a day, we walked to nearly 200km away from Moscow. In this time, we did not spill a single drop of blood of our fighters. Now, the moment has come when blood may spill. That’s why, understanding the responsibility for spilling Russian blood on one of the sides, we are turning back our convoys and going back to field camps according to the plan."

The President of Belarus, Lukashenko, has been in talks with Prigozhin all day and has taken credit for the peace agreement.

Prigozhin accepted the terms of Lukashenko’s agreement and agreed to halt the movement of his forces and return back to his bases.

The agreement also guarantees security for fighters of PMC Wagner.

It seems that the attempted coup has come to an end, and Prigozhin, along with his men, will return to their bases.

Reports of Wagner forces not only leaving Moscow Oblas, but also leaving Rostov.

Russian media reports that criminal cases have already been dropped from Yevgeny Prigozhin and that Prigozhin and his forces will receive FULL IMMUNITY

Restrictions on the movement of vehicles have been lifted from the Voronezh region which saw clashes earlier during the coup.

MY THOUGHTS:

- I did not expect this would end peacefully with a deal as it seemed both sides seemed at the point of no return

- I have no idea how Prigozhin and Putin can both operate in Russia with what just transpired, and I also have no idea what will happen with the war in Ukraine but I wouldn’t be surprised if we see a space deal reached.

- Today was another example of citizen journalism replacing mainstream media with UNBIASED and UNCENSORED live breaking news.

- I am fried, been awake for more than 30 hours, initially doing a space with former Pakistani Prime Minister Imran Khan before shifting to the Coup space which is at 21 hours and counting. Time for me to finally sleep!

[Brandon Herrera @TheAKGuy]

I’m not saying a Wagner coup is where the Pentagon’s $6.2 billion “accounting error” went.

I am just reminding everyone Wagner group is literally a mercenary group 🧐

[ELIJAH SCHÄFFER @ElijahSchaffer]

Pentagon has an accounting error of $6.2 Billion USD

72 hours later the Wagner group stages a military coup against Moscow

[krus🪖 @krus_chiki]

BREAKING🚨⚡️: Wagner Mercenaries have taken up residency in my house I’m trying to figure out whether this violates the 3rd amendment or not

[Aetius @AetiusRF]

A PMC leader has declared that it is now in possession of something called “Metal Gear”. Is announcing he plans to create Outer Heaven, a place where soldiers like himself will be honored. Declares himself to have surpassed the “Boss” and is now “Big Boss”