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Chairperson Emeritus at the Truth Or Consequences Institute For Corrective Phrenological Studies. he/him

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@shaun_vids the only Harry Potter game I'm playing is how fast does the book pages soak up piss

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@postoctobrist @girlboymodder just begging the question with that title aren't they

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@FreightAlley he's a reality show dip shit, it's unreasonable to expect him to Do a Job

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@edzitron avoiding aging by developing an allergic reaction to every substance on earth at once

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@edzitron i feel like you've become a tech focused, less mentally ill version of howard beale from NETWORK (laudatory)

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@Srirachachau honestly it's better every week or so

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@Ugarles this will be my 7th presidential election so I guess I feel "comfortable" with moral compromise, I'll be in the fucking booth and fill in the dot-but I don't feel like I have anything to convince someone abstaining. I wish things were different is about the best I can do

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@ckunzelman I would *love* to know what you're digging through pre 2000s magic the gathering magazine articles for

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@MikeIsaac come on boy! let's go! go out! want to go! go out! *car remains motionless*

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@Senn_Spud finally a writer was bold enough to ask, "what if Sherlock Holmes was huge, homeless, incredibly violent, and about the same degree of autistic"

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@thetomzone Celebrity snuff. Reality content made exclusively for your mobile phone. Oh what's that? MC Lyte just murdered Danny Bonaduce? Thanks, PHONE.

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@nakedfoul why are they playing a concert on what I presume is an early render of house harkonnen's palace on geidi prime from the scifi channel dune miniseries

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@lib_crusher he's online, he's older, he was cruising porn in the 2000s. you know what he was bragging about seeing

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@NetflixIsAJoke @netflix the first forty seven minutes are one continuous, uninterrupted trans joke

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@Srirachachau then if you're a real clone wars pervert you realize that while it's a shame, the Jedi really fucked up globally & kind of had it coming

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@bombsfall Is this where the revolution is? I heard I would be welcomed

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@PrinceZyntaks @SUMMONFISH ken posted like it was 2008 on twitter for about eight years too long & refused to delete, above all he's a poster

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@jmrivera02 i think I read part of an interview where he was pretty forward about feeling empty with his work; he pretty much just grinds the content treadmill

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The ABC Mystery Movie Presents: DETECTIVE COLUMBO, in: "I'D LIKE TO SOLVE THE MURDER"

[saying "yes, master" to the GPS @GarlicCorgi]

I've heard enough news reports about Pat Sajak retiring that I'm now worried a spectacular yet terrible murder mystery may unfold tonight

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@conor64 @KeirSemmens i feel like you're admitting here that your time is actually useless lolol

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@JDVance1 coward. you deserve everything