The point is, they miss the point. For the first time since the middle ages, women had two boobs. Two. Separate. Uplifted from below. Not squished together like 18th c stays and rising bread overflowing its tin.
Real boobs pancake whilst laying down.
They don't sit at full ripe attention.
However, nipples can.
Also.
Migration to armpits happens.
So does random popping out of camis or tank tops to say hello.
Sometimes they even end up at your chin.