smackin on a werthers

[cole @juul_survivor]

everyone at the head enhancement clinic said nobody would notice!

[antipodean scourge @TheKnownLover]

girlfriends love to be like "I'm going to go read in bed" and then you walk past and it's actually playing on phone and vaping in bed

[Qsama bin Johnston @QsamaBJohnston]

A diarrhea outbreak in Ohio? I guess you could call it the “Cleveland Browns”

[racing for tips @LeviBetz]

The average subaru owner:

[. @J0nesToChina]

Terry McLaurin breakout candidate watch in Year 8 at 31

[smackin on a werthers @two_cansam]

I never processed this but I feel like white claws became lame within a span of 24 hours and I haven’t seen a soul with a case of claws in what feels like 3 years.

[smackin on a werthers @two_cansam]

@SHistorians Stuck.

[smackin on a werthers @two_cansam]

@tweeth_mitchell Wrong. It’s more like golf purgatory. Not good enough to break 80 every round. You fire a 75 then follow it up with a 91 the next weekend and question everything you’ve ever done.

[Flappr @flapprdotnet]

When Balogun gets a red card:

[coolguy15 @boomhotdog2]

suicide note that just says gone fishin'

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

Sandler to Taylor Swift: “May you continue to support one another; may your love and connection grow exponentially over the years”

Swift, crying: thank you

Sandler to Travis Kelce: “shabbadoo, tally hoo hoo, DE DOO!”

Kelce, dying laughing: isn’t he the best

[Qsama bin Johnston @QsamaBJohnston]

Travis Kelce’s wedding vows

[Joey Chestnut @joeyjaws]

Bad day to be a hot dog!! Happy 4th of July!!!

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

back in the states it’s just sloppy and greasy hot. Big fat nasty stink mother fucker heat. Bubble bass weather. Get off the plane immediately pissed off. Overly excited customs agent goes “Welcome back to the states!” My butt and balls are already sliding around. Fuck off.

[dawn @rundry]

It's cool that swifties have their own glup shitto characters

[𝓜𝓾𝓷𝓲 𝓡𝓪𝓽 🐀 @Dr_DewSweep]

“Now over to Spieth” 💀💀

[Travis Chapman @Travispaints]

My painting of Terry the legend

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

hi, it’s me, your next door neighbor. you might think I’m setting a lot of fireworks off tonight, but don’t worry, I have plenty saved for the next two to three weeks as well

[Humoris Vibes @herrreree]

Universal problem

[Charly Bliss @charlybliss]

they got a real minion at taylor swift and travis kelce's wedding. everyone keeps hitting it with hammers