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MAN WHAT THE FUCK IS A TWITTER/X

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@EM_RESUS flail chest

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dudes in the 80s be like “yo mark, you the one pagin my girl at 3 am?”

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the feminine urge to ruin someone’s week

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@PlayApex the update completely deleted my game somehow? why bro why?

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i’m a prophet

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2021 gonna be worse

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@Zlorpp sorry no❤️

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u bitches be like “merry chrysler” and think u just struck comedy gold

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the realization that if santa is always watching, then he most definitely has seen you masturbate:/

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making mario super big and utterly crushing everything in ur path is a feeling of power that can’t be rivaled

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car got robbed and they literally only took my important vehicle paper work??? pls send the cavalry i’m fucking dying out here

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on the first day of 7th grade social studies the teacher asked me to share a fun fact about myself and i told everyone i had a minecraft city called trentopia. everyone cringed but to this day i still think that was the funnest fact of them all

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bouta cop me some aurora borealis fo da kitchen

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haha dude that’s so funny! let me post on my snapchat story... and my instagram story... and my facebook story... and my twitter story

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i went under a ladder once in high school and nothings been right since

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good soup

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honestly i’m a real get a gatorade then refill the bottle with water for 3 months instead of using dishes i’ll have to clean later type of guy

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i can hear the snail slithering under my door. i know my time is near. please tell my story

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@J_i_l_l_i_a_n_7 fair point i will take that into consideration

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if you want to hold onto yourself, then let yourself slip