Luke Ehlert

Actor extraordinaire, and amateur clown

[Luke Ehlert @two_hand_Luke]

Day 1 with air pods. I have transcended to a new state of being. Any money that is not a $100 bill has been destroyed. Warren Buffet is begging me for my financial advice. I’m giving away a free Tesla on my Instagram. I am truly living the highest of lives!

[John Schmeelk @Schmeelk]

Can we get an update if Wemby walked barefoot on the floor after Game 4 so his feet felt what it was like to be a part of the greatest comeback in NBA Finals history?

[Underdog @Underdog]

Victor Wembanyama in the 2nd half:

8 points
3/14 shooting
-27 (+/-)

[SITE NYK @SiteNYK]

DUMBASS WENT 1-15 AFTER THIS

[🌧️ @wstgoat7]

Someone just perfectly threw an egg at Wemby LMFAOOO

[getoffmyfutason @fuukattino]

YO HE TAKES 15 SECONDS AT THE FREE THROW LINE WITH THE BREATHING TECHNIQUE OF THE MONKS JUST TO BRICK TWO OF THE BIGGEST FREE THROWS OF HIS CAREER LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

BREAKING: New Spurs logo released after blowing 30-point lead in the NBA Finals

[Angelo 🧱 @AGLR_23]

They cutting the interview short because Wemby's fairy godmother given powers were about to wear off and he'd turn back to a 5'10 guy

[Eric Michael Garcia @EricMGarcia]

My Barbacoa Mexican
My brisket is Texan
My grandmother in Heaven
Spurs in Seven

[Novig @Novig]

New York had more fans arrested last night than they had points in the 4th quarter 😭

[Colb @___Colb___]

7’5” and wants to be Kobe Bryant I just don’t understand.

[RunUp🔶💙 @RunUpNYK]

he’s calling wemby “the earthling” now no one can hate like skip

[James Walker @jwalkermobile]

Boarding this morning’s flight with my emotional support trout…

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Dianna Russini reactivating at 4pm to break the AJ Brown trade

[Robert Littal BSO @BSO]

Skip has found him a new LeBron lol

[Ryan Rueda @PlayoffDude]

Breathe on SGA and it’s a foul.
Talk about SGA and it’s a legal case.

[💆🏽‍♂️ @godspeedbrother]

no nba basketball tonight for the entire country bc city of cleveland has no self respect

[Daily Bugle Janitorial @abysmaldogwater]

unfortunately the catholic church declaring holy war on AI is raw af

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

“They don’t know we’re actually winning this game analytically”

[Polymarket Hoops @PolymarketHoops]

Donovan Mitchell has been part of 4 of the WORST playoff collapses ever:

2018: OKC comeback from down 25 points to beat the Jazz in Game 5.

2021: Clippers comeback down 25 points to beat the Jazz to advance to the WCF in Game 6.

2025: Pacers comeback down 20 points to beat the Cavs to go up 2-0 in the series.

2026: Knicks comeback down 22 points to beat the Cavs and are now 2-0 in the series.

How will he respond tonight? 😶

[A ✩ @adryanashton]

watching Landry Shamet end your season gotta feel like two shotgun blasts to the chest