Dougie Jones

Geriatric Millennial

[Dougie Jones @two_kats]

@Straw_Johnson @pussyrifle I think maybe you’re missing the point, and in fact, the kind of person the original tweet was aimed at

[The Guy @ProGamerGov]

@mgeist The Office of the Privacy Commissioner of Canada is soliciting opinions on mandatory age verification until August 4th. Tell them that mandatory age verification is unacceptable, as no form of age verification is private or anonymous: https://t.co/1463nc1oib

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@PeterRHann1 Awful options, but I’m impressed by the answers - do you truly love poutine, if you don’t sometimes compromise to get it in a mall food court?

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@TheWapplehouse Awaiting the butlerian jihad any day now…

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@nocontextmemes Canadian. Here, not in trades, use it all the time - the professional version is “making puppies” as in they did nothing all afternoon just wasted time making puppies.

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@Everyday_Mando @nocontextmemes Also “making puppies” - the more socially acceptable version of fucked the dog

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@neumanic The actress needs to be bigger than just this

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@JanJekielek plausible there’s a cartel of elite people using abusing the bodily autonomy of the average citizen, but on that scale? where are these people? I don’t see new organ recipients dancing in the streets! But I do see you and your cronies bending knee to America 2/3

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@JanJekielek Every other week someone says the same about maid in Canada. Are we to believe there’s a global cartel stealing organs from vast swaths of the global population? If so, who is receiving these organs? Where are the 60 to 90 thousand recipients? Post Epstein it’s entirely 1/2

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@esjesjesj Terrible example within even just this film, but carrying the reference through - bottom 5 of how heroin works

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@TheLetsNotDate This is the best ting I’ve ever read.

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@JakeLandauTO If you haven’t OD’d on weed you haven’t tried had enough.

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@bridgetshahn Outtakes of headshots?

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@parul_sehgal Except she refused to acknowledge her daughter as victim

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@politetobugs Honestly just a lot of helpful people

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@Playerinthgame Bring out the guillotine

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@doonntworryy @OgLakyn There are many kinds of intelligence, to imply they are all the same insults us all