Zain.

Warm on the outside, cold on the inside. Or is it the other way around? I can't tell sometimes.

[Amina Ali @MinaminaAli]

Can I exhale now? CAN I DARE BREATHE?

[Zain. @two_plus_two]

I didn't think it was possible but I actually had bad $1 pizza slice. I legitimately wasted a perfectly good dollar on borderline crap. #thanksfornothingpercy

[Zain. @two_plus_two]

Nothing tickles me more than speaking in proper MLA format English to relatives in back in Pak. #TheManofSophistication

[Zain. @two_plus_two]

I have the inability to remember to zip up my fly. Should I consult with a doctor for this issue? #unintentionalexposures

[FOB&Friends Podcast @fobandfriends]

Can I get a milk *on the rocks*

You mean milk with ice?
#ontherockschallenge

[Philip Gialopsos @philapagos]

Is doing backclaps part of #samrahsnewgroove, @fobandfriends?

[Zain. @two_plus_two]

@NerdvanaNYC @padycakez Donkey Kong Country 2 > everything else

[FOB&Friends Podcast @fobandfriends]

This is the official twitter of our podcast Fob and Friends! Join us as we discuss all the things desi and not. Episodes drop Sundays!

[Zain. @two_plus_two]

#justanotherday #nyc https://t.co/aI0EYk9GHd

[RK @kytheriaphotos]

One of the reasons I love this city.
#quesadillasforlunch

[Zain. @two_plus_two]

@jaanidiscotech

[RK @kytheriaphotos]

"I'm gonna swing from the chandelier." #glaadawards #hilton

[Zain. @two_plus_two]

So what I am supposed to do at work when my supervisor and boss isn't here? #needideas

[Zain. @two_plus_two]

Clicked on an ad for @UniqloUSA by accident and ended up getting free underwear out of it. Got any Ferrari ads that I can click?

[Zain. @two_plus_two]

@Adnan_Is_Bound @Guerrilla @PlayStation @Lunsum_ @s_riddling @SilentUschi I'm planning on getting it day one if the reviews hold up.

[Zain. @two_plus_two]

See I did reward myself with pancakes. #dinerfood #breakfast.

[Zain. @two_plus_two]

For cardio, I like to set goals. Today I'm going for a 30 minute walk to a diner for pancakes and eggs. I think that's fair

[Zain. @two_plus_two]

@jaanidiscotech It's just promotional material for our future business

[Zain. @two_plus_two]

Night high.
#rainydays https://t.co/tfJqSxot8C

[Zain. @two_plus_two]

@kashkore I did! It's this huge field near my place.