status: calamitous

30. gemini. they/she | halsey, caseoh, hockey | FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸 | FUCK AI | FUCK ICE

[status: calamitous @two_saladss]

with me seriously spamming HR i don’t know if i’ve ever truly formally come out as bisexual and this show truly makes me see how important it is to like actually make a point of your sexuality instead of suppressing it like i have been for the past like 8 years

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

Yes because I’m not in a fucking cult

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

people who say “reecies piecies” should not be allowed to vote

[Allison Floyd @AllisonRFloyd]

“Why didn’t you report?!” like Conor McGregor wasn’t just on fucking Jimmy Fallon last month.

[Ariana Jasmine @arianajasmine__]

Tell me a vegetable you don’t like, I’ll go first: Mitch McConnell

[imjus.Ke🧜🏽‍♀️✨ @ksdotlewis]

We don’t hate him cause he’s a republican. We hate him cause he’s a pedo, raping, bigoted ass idiot.

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

AND FOR THE LADY, PERHAPS A FREE PALESTINE?

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

They had to surgically remove a tampon after the r*pe. This is not enough; he needs to be locked up

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

17 Republicans voted NO ON WHAT???

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

I love it when r*pists suffer

[Lauren Rinaldi 🧚‍♀️ @LRinaldiArt]

My president pedo
My soccer team not good
My cream cheese chive
Is Mitch McConnell alive

[Patrick Howley @HowleyReporter]

That was a pre-existing condition

[★ ٠࣪ @h5ego]

shouldve been louder

[status: calamitous @two_saladss]

the weather from the other morning truly fascinated me (and also woke me up at 5am 😵‍💫)

[Kina🐈‍⬛🪄 @KinaMagica]

Here’s some worse ones

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Don't forget your daily affirmation:

"I love the Carolina Hurricanes who are Stanley Cup Champions"

[Tired Peasant @HorrorGorl]

Every day I wonder why no one thinks like this

[☆Starr☆~🇫🇷 @starryy_nights_]

he saw a quick glimpse of all the dead kennedys ready to welcome him to the afterlife and said that's enough

[mads 🐞 | NOAH KAHAN 29 DAYS @godlightgrace]

i’m sorry there’s just no way people prefer this to winter