Matt

Some form of a Railroader, idk ✶✶✶✶ Known by the State of California to cause ✨Cancer✨ ✶✶✶✶ #RollCorn 🌽 / #SpartansWill 💪
he/him 🏳️‍🌈

[Matt @Two_Trainzz]

*on the phone with central dispatch in Atlanta*
"You got dat cheery Midwestern accent that make you seem like you not dead on the inside" 🙃

[Amtrak @Amtrak]

Goooooood morning, Chicago! 🌤

[austin @jesuissupreme]

Just realized this is the exact emotion Tim Walz elicits from me

[Amtrak @Amtrak]

live, laugh, Lake Shore Limited

[ijbolina jolie @stooobless]

heartbreaking gender reveal: french 💔

[Matt @Two_Trainzz]

"why are you single?"

[no context gay @nocontextgayy]

Entering P*rnHub but forgetting to add "gay"

[Matt @Two_Trainzz]

@TennesseeTwunk The bar at Jewel Osco at Clark & Division is actually the city's hottest gay bar

[Ranch Devereaux @theJacko]

“I don’t do drama” - the most dramatic, insane gay man you will ever meet

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

she SAID her pronouns are they/them

[Colin Dunlap @colin_dunlap]

If Joe Biden had balls he’d bring these back for his campaign.

[Matt @Two_Trainzz]

@TennesseeTwunk @BearbottomClo !

[Chris 🦝 (READ BIO!!) @TrashPanda08x]

Happy Amtrak Borealis day to all who celebrate

[Amtrak @Amtrak]

I'm not like a regular mom. I'm a train mom.

[Matt @Two_Trainzz]

I swear to God every homo in this country is named Luca

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

[Matt @Two_Trainzz]

Low key requiring new structures in my programs to be built with a 26 foot height over tracks in the ✨off chance✨ we eventually electrify is my final form

[Chris @citehchris]

summer date idea: fly out to banff national park for a hike and then get obliterated at the most beautiful chilis

[Matt @Two_Trainzz]

@TennesseeTwunk SCREAMING