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Visiting Vic Falls? Please check out and into our AirBnb

Pls RT
https://t.co/VWMN4IW2OS

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We said it asi

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Because they’re black too?

[Softboy @softboywin]

Being black in a corporate is funny because why am I more cool with the security guards and cafeteria staff than my actual coworkers?

[KingSlayer 🍂 @yesnoca]

Whats that tweet about women trading like the british 😭😭😭

[African @ali_naka]

Her name is Kirsty Coventry

She is Zimbabwean

She is an African

Africa supports her

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They go through it - savings that is

[P💖 @CrownedPrince__]

Someone convince me why I shouldn’t get a dog before I do some dumb shit.

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Oh, that’s fire

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

A new look for AB1 💜

[Katlego Makgaila @Katlego_Mack]

Month end indicator.

[Zhou Ding @China_Amb_Zim]

My friend, just Google it! President Kagame visited China in 2006, 2017, 2018, and 2024. Also, Google it to see what China has done beyond the Mahusekwa Hospital under grants or concessional loans. And Google it to find out whether the granite and lithium are given away for free, "lost," or produced through investment and exported via trade. 😀

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@usthetiquee Yore, numerous cases

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Tigers Milk really need to do something about their growing rep of food poisoning

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@CrownedPrince__ We not the same

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lol hamusati matanga - muchaibva

[Sir @Stanonline_]

UberEats prices will have you defrosting the meat and washing the rice at 9pm.

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So their main funders are happy

[SEUN Yk @YKoluwaseun9]

Why do Naija artists prefer female managers?

[Historical Facts @HistoryFactou]

Musina's clients were mostly Zimbabweans who boosted business in the border town. It has now turned into a ghost town. Musina grew through traders from Zimbabwe. They came and went back and were documented. Some actions have repurcussions.

[Prisca @PriscaMutema2]

Borrowdale Brooke, the wealthiest enclave in Zimbabwe, is an example. The Chinese are buying or renting homes there at an unbelievable rate.

Borrowdale Brooke Management say they have evicted a lot of Chinese from the Estate after catching them using single-family homes as dormitories, with as many as 25 people living in a single house.

They'd get "bussed" to & from work in minibuses.

Signs in Chinese had started appearing at the gates & front doors of some of these Chinese-owned houses, but the Management enforced their rules & all these signs have now been taken down.

The Chinese see the immense opportunities in Zim that Zimbos themselves are waiting for a politician to tell them whether it exists or not, @mimmitwit @Mavhure @matigary

[Africa Growth 360° @AfroGrowth360]

🇿🇼 ZIMBABWE’S MASSIVE $1.2B HIGHWAY REVOLUTION!
Construction is actively underway as Zimbabwe executes a monumental $1.2 Billion modernisation driveacross both the Harare-Chirundu and Harare-Nyamapanda highways! This mega-project includes full dualization and border upgrades to

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I hear him!

[Emmy♥️💙♥️ @aEmmanuel_4352]

Pep Guardiola on backing Argentina in the World Cup final

🗣️ “I was born and raised in Spain, in Santpedor, and this country has given me everything my roots, my education in football at La Masia, and the foundation of who I am. But on Sunday in the World Cup final, my support is fully with Argentina. I know it might surprise people, but loyalty in football sometimes goes beyond borders when someone has meant so much to the game and to me personally.

Messi deserves everything good that football can give him. He has elevated this sport to another level with his genius, humility, and relentless pursuit of perfection. I want him to win this final not just for Argentina, but because no player in history has given more joy and inspiration to millions around the world.

Leo made me who I am today as one of the top coaches. Coaching him at Barcelona wasn’t just about tactics or systems it was a masterclass in football intelligence. He taught me how to see the game differently, how to build teams around true excellence, and how to chase beauty on the pitch. Without those years alongside him, I wouldn’t have developed the philosophy or achieved the success that followed.

So yes, even though I’m Spanish through and through, my heart is with Argentina on Sunday. I hope Spain plays brilliantly and shows their quality, but I am rooting for Messi to have his crowning moment. Football is bigger than any one nation it’s about celebrating the players who define eras, and right now, that player is Leo.“

[𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐙𝐖 @CrimeWatchZW]

The City of Harare, in partnership with Geo Pomona Waste Management, carried out a deep cleaning and disinfection exercise in the CBD, focusing on areas that are commonly used as illegal public toilets.

The exercise is now being conducted every Sunday as part of the city’s ongoing efforts to keep Harare clean, safe, and healthy.

The latest clean-up covered the following areas:

• Cleveland House – Cameroon Street
• Footbridge
• Rezende Open Space (corner of Julius Nyerere Way and Robert Mugabe Way)
• Corner of Simon Vengai Muzenda Street and Robert Mugabe Way
• Sanitary Lane (between Chinhoyi Street, Mbuya Nehanda Street and Jason Moyo Avenue)
• Corner of Harare Street and Samora Machel Avenue
• NetOne Building
• Fidelity Building – Nelson Mandela Avenue

While this is a commendable initiative by the City of Harare, it also raises an important question: Why is the city not investing in building more public toilets? Increasing the number of accessible public toilets could help address the root cause of the problem rather than relying mainly on weekly clean-up and disinfection exercises.

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

You can't even set most gym treadmills to the speed this guy just broke the MILE world record at. They max out around 12 to 14 mph. Josh Kerr held 16.2 mph for the entire mile today: 3:42.66, breaking a record that had survived 27 years.

The pace on this new mile record is just wild.

It works out to 13.8 seconds per 100 meters. Go sprint 100m all-out right now. If you're slower than 13.8, Kerr was moving faster than your sprint, and he did it 16 times in a row without stopping.

In 1954, Roger Bannister ran the first four-minute mile, a barrier people once argued was the limit of human physiology. Put Bannister's race on the track next to Kerr's today, and Kerr finishes while Bannister is still 110 meters back, coming off the final bend.

The man who lost the record, Hicham El Guerrouj, set it in 1999 with no pace lights and no super spikes. Beating him took 27 years of shoe technology plus a four-month engineering project Kerr named after the goal time itself. The margin: 0.47 seconds.

And El Guerrouj isn't finished. His 1500m record, set the year before on the same track, turned 28 this week. Only three men since have even broken 3:27. One record fell today. The harder one is still standing.