Alison Cohen

[Alison Cohen @twobadcats]

@WalzWarRoom @davidhogg111 Newspeak/ alternative "facts," Ohio Supremes-style. Hope they don't choke on one.

[Alison Cohen @twobadcats]

@TiffanyBond You could hand him a Disney princess lunch box full of healthy food stuff (kale chips and dried apricots anyone?) on the morning of his field trip. Cleaning the bathroom would seem like a really good option the next time there’sca field trip.

[Alison Cohen @twobadcats]

@JohnS57220931 @gtconway3d So unlikely that he has a library card, much less that he’s ever set foot in one. Better suited for the prison laundry.

[Alison Cohen @twobadcats]

@EdKrassen @HughAkston0 @romansharf Will probably age as well as a Cabbage Patch doll in a gold lame onesie.

[Alison Cohen @twobadcats]

@nathaliejacoby1 Yes

[Alison Cohen @twobadcats]

@EmilyRCWilson Did it as soon as it was available to reserve!

[Alison Cohen @twobadcats]

@spiritkitty2000 @ABC Try your public library. It serves people of all ages for free. Mine offers programs of all sorts: music, cooking demonstrations, arts and crafts instruction, tap dancing and salsa lessons, regular and adaptive yoga, chess for all ages, STEM programs, children’s storytimes & more

[Alison Cohen @twobadcats]

If that were true there would be waaaay more gay people. But let me guess — does this guy own stock in bottled water?

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

DeSantis appointee to new Disney oversight board suggested tap water could turn people gay.

I just can’t with this level of stupid.🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ https://t.co/oMS2RlPCxj

[Alison Cohen @twobadcats]

@JonGarbarino Boobocracy, alive & well at the dump. Curiously apropos, eh?

[Alison Cohen @twobadcats]

Dear Kevin, This was your circus and your 20 monkeys. God help the American people.

[Alison Cohen @twobadcats]

@StevieVanZandt @neal_katyal What @StevieVanZandt said.

[Alison Cohen @twobadcats]

@GeorgeTakei Plymouth Rock. Truly underwhelming — and I’m descended from a Mayflower passenger.

[Alison Cohen @twobadcats]

@KarenHoward42 @GeorgeTakei Just so long as they own the magazine & aren’t mutilating library property!

[Alison Cohen @twobadcats]

MTG has fat devils dancing on the head of a tiny pin.

[Joyce Alene @JoyceWhiteVance]

Under questioning, Marjorie Taylor Greene has to be shown the language of the oath she took, because she can’t recall if she said she took on the obligations of office freely & without any purpose of evasion. This is the standard oath fed’l employees take.

[Alison Cohen @twobadcats]

@dailykos Don’t mess with The Mouse.

[Alison Cohen @twobadcats]

@chrislhayes Please tell me they can cancel his US citizenship, put him on a no fly list and tell Belarus “You can have him; we don’t want him.”

[Alison Cohen @twobadcats]

@3JayJenkins @CharlesPPierce @MalcolmNance Because in their world view, pregnancy is the appropriate punishment for having sex. It’s a sure fire way for them to distinguish the good girls from the bad girls.

[Alison Cohen @twobadcats]

@CalltoActivism Seized and sold with profits going to support the defense of Ukraine.

[Alison Cohen @twobadcats]

@RonFilipkowski Lou Holtz has all the intellectual gravity of a giant yellow rodent that lives in a hole in the ground.

[Alison Cohen @twobadcats]

@PreetBharara Well, that RNC post on Jackson was a pants-on-fire level of lying lies and the liars that tell them.