Michael Rank

Chaotic Good Youth Services Librarian. The fairy godfather of better-written smut.

[Legendary @Legendary]

This Halloween, Trick ‘r Treat-ing is a must!

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[Michael Rank @twobitme]

@nickbenjaminsad @WGNNews Thanks so much! I told my coworker, and she feels a bit better.

[Michael Rank @twobitme]

.Hey @WGNNews, have you heard anything about a possible lockdown at Lockport East Campus? My coworker's daughter just texted her saying they were going into lockdown.

[Michael Rank @twobitme]

.Hey @JolietPatch & @1340WJOL, have you heard anything about a possible lockdown at Lockport East Campus? My coworker's daughter just texted her saying they were going into lockdown.

[Michael Rank @twobitme]

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[Michael Rank @twobitme]

I want to see a modern high school unironically vote to do a “Back to the Future’s Enchantment Under The Sea Dance"

[Michael Rank @twobitme]

Hey @spyglassmediagr, it's not anti-semitic to condemn what is actually happening to the Palestinian people. Your treatment of Melissa Barrera is deplorable and you should be ashamed.

[Michael Rank @twobitme]

@Outlulz Holy shit. Orion & The Dark is written by Charlie Kaufman!

[Michael Rank @twobitme]

@Outlulz Orion & The Dark is a particularly bad poster design.

[Michael Rank @twobitme]

After waiting 10 minutes to just be able to see what movies my @AMCTheatres has this weekend, it can't show me anything other than Equalizer 3. I feel that after paying them $30 a month, they owe me something for having to deal with this Taylor Swift boneheadedness.

[Michael Rank @twobitme]

@DMEprods @AMCTheatres Word!

[DrkMagician714 @JFallonJr]

@AMCTheatres Don’t care about Taylor Swift concert movie. I don’t want to have to wait 9 mins to check movie times. Why can’t non “Swifties” be able to just simply check movie times? How about a little X in the top corner so that regular people can get out of queue & check movie times 🤬

[Michael Rank @twobitme]

@AMCTheatres Hey @AMCTheatres, some of us just want to get to your regular, damn theater schedules. You've blocked us from being able to do so for this? C'mon!

[Michael Rank @twobitme]

5 of 5 stars to Sí. ¡No! by Rhode Montijo https://t.co/QKU82RYegn

[Michael Rank @twobitme]

4 of 5 stars to How Dinosaurs Went Extinct by Ame Dyckman https://t.co/rJGPGYBVOx

[𝕿𝖆𝖙𝖘 𝕿𝖍𝖆𝖙’𝖑𝖑 𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖙 𝖄𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝕬𝖘𝖘 @tatsthatgohard]

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[Michael Rank @twobitme]

A rare foodie photo post: chocolate babka french toast and wild mushroom toast from @cafezola @ Café Zola https://t.co/aCLOKQB2fg

[Michael Rank @twobitme]

Look at us cuties, enjoying our weekend, and drinking mead. @drinkblom @ Bløm Meadworks https://t.co/fPEErSouTe