Claire

Identical twin with @melhappens, from Yorkshire. Comedy, theatre, parkrun and cat enthusiast. Sometime adventurer.

[Claire @twobytwo_]

@TicketmasterCS I’ve now followed you

[Claire @twobytwo_]

@TicketmasterCS Hello, we went to an event at Leeds Becket Student Union (LBSU) last night, but your app said it was the Headingley LBSU when in fact it was Leeds City Centre LBSU. When we realised the mistake we had to get an Uber. Just needs correcting on the app please.

[Claire @twobytwo_]

@ATDazzles A lot of time it’s the only opportunity for us non-Londoners to see many big productions, seen so many over the years I otherwise would not have got to see. It’s great because there’s no bad seat.

[John Finnemore @JohnFinnemore]

Geeeeeettttt…. DRESSED ye merry gentlemen, let nothing you dismay! For it is Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Day! It’s Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Day… it is Chri-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-histmas daaaaay!

Love,
The Airport.

[Cabin Pressure Fans @cabin_pressure]

GET DRESSED YOU MERRY GENTLEMEN, LET NOTHING YOU DISMAY! FOR IT IS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS DAY! ITS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS DAY! IT IS CHRII-HI-HI-HI-HI-HISMAS DAY, CHRISSIMUS DAY! IT IS CHRIII-HI-HI-HI-HI-HISMAS DAAAY

[Claire @twobytwo_]

@fesshole A story from a few years ago about a recently retired colleague ended with “Can we please shut the window? There’s actually snow on my desk”

[Claire @twobytwo_]

@anon_opin Or a tour with the original cast. They’d have cleaned up.

[Claire @twobytwo_]

@watsoncomedian Was at an American show at Ed fringe years ago where the largely British audience weren’t really getting on board with the style of humour. A British guy on the row in front actually turned round and told off the American next to me for laughing too loudly.

[Claire @twobytwo_]

@RachyCatMum They were! Didn’t care who they played as long as they actually played! (Followed back)

[Claire @twobytwo_]

@RachyCatMum I had the enthusiasm but not the fitness nor the height, so I could never keep up with them 🤣 . It was either them or the rest of the girls who simply didn’t want to know. Sport with the boys was so much better, they actually wanted to play and treated me like an equal!

[Claire @twobytwo_]

@Carrie62759853 Being forced to do any sport you’re not interested in is awful, but one day when you’re older you could well find something you enjoy where there is no pressure!

[Claire @twobytwo_]

Long lost Enid Blyton book in the Guardian

[Claire @twobytwo_]

@anon_opin Went to a big outdoor comedy gig this summer, downloaded the e-tickets beforehand. At the gate the QR code wouldn’t scan so I had to find the tickets in the app instead. I always pay a quid or two more for a paper ticket if possible.

[Claire @twobytwo_]

@fesshole If a journey is delayed I’ve found myself saying “This is what the built-in time is built in for!”

[Claire @twobytwo_]

@anon_opin My friend is part of Mountain Rescue and says my map reading skills are really good 😎

[Claire @twobytwo_]

Wonder how many #parkrun RDs are going to re-write their usual pre-run briefing to include Oasis song titles this week?

[Claire @twobytwo_]

OMFG

[Claire @twobytwo_]

@FAHfan123 @melhappens 😁

[Claire @twobytwo_]

Did this. Weeks turned into months turned into years.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I've stopped asking people to go for a pint as an experiment to see how long it is before someone asks me, coming up to 7 weeks.