@y_u_ackinsocray I once joked to my friend that his Australian (now ex-) wife was an imposter and when he got back from visiting there, I asked if he was POSITIVE that they didn’t just go to Tucson or something. I feel strangely validated right now.
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This story is just…wow. Peaks and valleys. Drama! Intrigue! Plot twists! Charcuterie…?
Somewhere, Shakespeare’s ghost is cursing himself for not coming up with it first.
So my friend called me this morning to talk about something that happened to her last night. She’s been trying to find someone to date…extremely casually. She doesn’t have time for a full blown relationship and basically all she wants is a nice man to have sex with.
@theashleyray Hungover Dude Saves A Little Kid From Wandering Into A Busy Street And Is Promptly Roasted In His Family Group Text
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@persianfoxxx @IndictPOTUS45 @DaTs3t_LoV3@Cali_Basic @SaraElizabeth66 @pookiehontas789 Seriously!!! I swear that other Asians see my face and just decide I can handle the big guns. I, in fact, cannot. 🤷🏻♀️🤣
@persianfoxxx @IndictPOTUS45 @DaTs3t_LoV3@Cali_Basic @SaraElizabeth66 @pookiehontas789 Oof, been there. One of our favorite Chinese restaurants did that to us once. Now I tell them that I would like “white people medium,” and they just chuckle and say, “Okay, mild plus it is!” 🤣😂🤣😂
@persianfoxxx @IndictPOTUS45 @DaTs3t_LoV3@Cali_Basic @SaraElizabeth66 @pookiehontas789 I like it all! Although, for an Asian person, I’m a bit of a weenie, so I tend to stick with medium spicy when possible. I like spicy, but I don’t need to suffer. 😅
I hope this isn’t forever. The fact that he hasn’t reached out to us makes me worry, it’s out of character. Please be okay, Vlad. Someone knows something and my family needs to #FindVladek 💔 Please share.
@IndictPOTUS45 @DaTs3t_LoV3 @persianfoxxx @Cali_Basic @SaraElizabeth66 @pookiehontas789 As a half-Korean person, I’m somewhat biased, but I could eat some form of Asian cuisine every day of the week, and I’d be thrilled. I’m especially partial to Indian food. I swear, I’d eat it daily if I could!