Twodogs

Lifes for living and enjoying.

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@TheMeldrew After licking road with tongue. try and tell kids today and they won’t believe you.

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@TheRealJamieKay Steptoe and Son are looking good these days.

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@TheRealJamieKay One fella might be there for the soup kitchen because he's either wheeling a big doof doof speaker or the Mrs has booted him out.

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@floboflo That’s why I haven’t got my Easter decorations up this year. Can we just agree a fixed date so I know when to get my Easter tree down from the loft.

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@TotalSeasons You have quickly become my favourite account on this once enjoyable site.

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@PaulEmbery So I don't need to pay tax as well. Why pay tax if I have no say in who gets to spend it.

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@bbctms Tuffers mentioned the devils number when England were on 87. He didn't notice that when the wicket fell England were 87 runs behind.

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@RTCORGUK @TRobinsonNewEra Nothing shows more respect for those who gave the greatest sacrifice than flying a flag from a light pole upside down.

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@WG_RumblePants Yes and if I stick to my original plan this will be my last game of cricket. Saying that next April I would have probably been persuaded to go again.

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@freekeestylee @MittensOff @ChirpyChet That look must be like a uniform then. They need to get out in sun a bit more instead of being keyboard warriors who'd actually shit themselves if challenged to a thumb wrestle.

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@MittensOff @ChirpyChet I think the fella in the glasses who looks pretty good for someone who's been pepper sprayed is this cockwomble .

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@GSGB01 Afterwords they will all go for a coffee run by Greek or Italian immigrants then maybe a Chinese or Vietnamese meal and finished off with a beer in a pub originally opened by Irish immigrant. But what have immigrants ever done for them.

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@TheBritLad I may be one of these foreigners that you despise being here taking your jobs etc but I do know which way the union flag is flown and it's not the way you have. Back to patriot school for you I think.

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@EricLDaugh So you've spoken to the fine people of Scotland then. I can tell you they've come out to watch the circus not cheer for the clown.

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@MrJamesMay Thongs go between your toes not up your arse.

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@BotFinderUK Just spent two days in the big smoke and didn’t manage to get stabbed once. I feel discriminated against because I’ve been told everyone gets a good knifing in London.

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@WG_RumblePants Not today but last Tuesday. This is why we play cricket.

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@Bobjacket @grippymedia @SteveSladl @TheBarmyArmy Ian Chappell said the only advantage England get with Tuffers bowling is that he’s not fielding.

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@grippymedia @TheBarmyArmy Steve Waugh used to say if you win the toss think about bowling and then bat

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@daniel86cricket Lillee or Larwood. DK Lillee was my hero as a kid but I’ve since read a lot about Larwood recently and what he had to do to become a cricketer and what happened to him after bodyline he is also a legend.