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“desperate, passably attractive loose woman”

[Ken Greller, BFA @kengreller]

This image is so chilling to me. How can you go out for a meal, sit there with no mask on, see that this is the person serving you and not think... maybe you're doing something selfish and unnecessary?

[MAMA SHOCKS @mikaylashocks]

i was complaining about my hormonal pregnancy skin on stories, not realizing that my four year old was listening + she came through with alllll the affirmations 😭

[D.A.R.E Capo @YungYinkv]

A man just told me “I hope you smiling up under that mask girl”... we cannot escape 😕

[Rod Jones @RLJ1738]

They let that UAB officer go home and his eyes look like Michael at the end of the Thriller video...
They sure he good?!??

[sav @twofatcocks]

@chrislhayes I recently had to go for an emergency and I couldn’t stop crying the whole time because I felt so bad for even being there. They were so nice though, like “would you??? You have every right to be here PLEASE stop crying”

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

A new strain of flu that has the potential to become pandemic has been identified in China by scientists.

It emerged recently and is carried by pigs, but can infect humans, they say.

https://t.co/m56bHexvZL

[chinqpink @chinqpink]

LIARSSSSSS YALL ARE FUCKING LYING

[larry lovestein @ethrealish]

isn’t it ironic they can breathe in
this but not this

[sav @twofatcocks]

!!!!!!!!!!!! 😭🙌🏼 I’ve never been more fucking excited for anything

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Sunday, June 28th on ⁦@HBO⁩ and @hbomax is the premiere of I’LL BE GONE IN THE DARK, the 6-part docuseries about Michelle McNamara’s (⁦@TrueCrimeDiary⁩) obsessive search for The Golden State Killer. Directed by the brilliant ⁦@lizgarbus⁩. I hope you tune in.

[ian karmel @IanKarmel]

I miss the old days when a Karen was just the woman who flushed all OUR COCAINE DOWN THE TOILET, KAREN. WHY DID YOU DO THAT KAREN? THAT WAS WORTH $60,000 THAT WAS ALL THE MONEY WE HAD, KAREN! WHY DID YOU DO THAT? WHY? OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.

[m. taddow @MikeTaddow]

nick cannon got 24-hours to respond

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

when you agreed to go out and the time to go out is getting closer

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

THREAD: as a waiter, here’s a list of things you can do to increase safety when eating at dine in restaurants: (1/11)

[Dick King-Smith HQ @DickKingSmith]

Man reluctantly gets into pond.

[Dani Connor Wild 🐿 @DaniConnorWild]

I put my microphone in front of a 7 week old baby red squirrel.

[𝟒𝟒𝟒 @supatmiaa]

My dads color blind and literally since I can remember he’s talked about wanting the glasses that help the color blind but they’ve always been super expensive. So this Father’s Day I decided to give him the gift of color. I love you so much dad. Happy fathers day❤️

[Héctor E. Alcalá (Uncivilized) @Hector_E_Alcala]

This is the correct way to honor Italian culture.

[Josh Gad @joshgad]

Imagine someone u love is fast asleep in bed after a long day of working to help others. Imagine that while she is asleep armed strangers break down her door & shoot her in her bed 8 times. If this was ur daughter or sister, u would want justice. #BreonnaTalyor deserves the same.