Tom Martin

Simple person, father of two, husband, and a guy that does internet stuff

[Tom Martin @twoflowers]

The lies #Netflix

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@TheHollywoodBob Welcome to the 25% club

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What was the over under of how long #netflix would go before a crash #bets

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@kylebrim @netflix I had three questions…

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Can I just vote for @jaketapper for president? #Debates2024 #debate

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@jonewe05 https://t.co/fgs7Vg6HgL shows it to be down

[Cliff Pickover @pickover]

This is a mathematics joke. Retweet if you "get" it.

[Tom Martin @twoflowers]

@FOXSoccer @LuisSuarez9 #MLS #sportingkc

[Mayor Q @QuintonLucasKC]

Please don’t fire off your guns or fireworks in Kansas City this weekend.

[FIFA World Cup 26 Kansas City @FWC26KansasCity]

KANSAS CITY, HERE IT COMES!!!

#KC2026 // #HostCity2026 // #FIFAWorldCup

[Tom Martin @twoflowers]

@mattray @krisnova I have zoidberg, professor, planet express ( my phone) and drop

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@MizCharmy_ @ananavarro same

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@MaterDracones @hulu Same here 64114

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@thecoleorton Those were pretty good times!

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Probably one of the best birthday gifts ever

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So much #KansasCity in one photo

[Tom Martin @twoflowers]

@thenephetsk If they gave you the shot between the toes, you might have gotten the wrong shot.

[Tom Martin @twoflowers]

@nixcraft ps aux | grep chrome

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@DevonESawa Memento