Two Headed Dog

this is a joint Twitter for Dillon and Noah

[Brayton @braytron]

@timbutterly

[Two Headed Dog @twoheadeddog]

Bk brought back crown nuggets. Not as good as I remember. I think the taste of the old nuggets are just the taste of the current chicken fry. -Dillon J Smith

[Two Headed Dog @twoheadeddog]

I’m off the shit that make you watch candle making videos on reels and go “wooooooow” #typeshit

[Two Headed Dog @twoheadeddog]

Oh hi it’s great to see you again! Have you met my sons Boobie and Cooter??

[Two Headed Dog @twoheadeddog]

This isn’t me btw -Noah

[A real Cowboy @SuziQCowboy]

One of my Grandsons graduated from USMC Infantry School today. He always said he wanted to be a Marine like his Great Grandfather, my dad, now deceased.
Noah makes our entire family very proud.

[shawn gardini @shwangardini]

Paul Dano is so awesome. Quentin Tarantino is a fuckin piece of shit

[Two Headed Dog @twoheadeddog]

Haha! Clever Man! Clearly Italian
! Haha!

[Puspa @mutyapuspa]

A man uses a clever trick to cross rushing rainwater without getting his shoes wet.

[Two Headed Dog @twoheadeddog]

Don’t tug on my horsetail buttplug less you wanna get BUCKED #mdw2026

[Two Headed Dog @twoheadeddog]

I just see two alphas talkin shop

[Aspersion Caster @AspersionCaster]

Kurt getting Metzger'd by Dillon

[Aspersion Caster @AspersionCaster]

Kurt getting Metzger'd by Dillon

[Two Headed Dog @twoheadeddog]

Merry 3 button polo and khakis weather to all the office bros that celebrate

[Two Headed Dog @twoheadeddog]

THIS IS A MESSAGE TO ALL MEN WITH BBLS: your tricks aren’t working I’m still not hard

[Two Headed Dog @twoheadeddog]

I need one of these and a THICK lady to ride on the back of it.
-sent from the flintstones rock phone

[Abiyoyo @Naim__Ali]

@itsdjkellygreen I can’t wait baby!!!

[Two Headed Dog @twoheadeddog]

Who’s dick do you have to suck to be the guy in the chair for an all female heist movie

[Aspersion Caster @AspersionCaster]

If you're a Lemonparty fan now would be a good time to join Butterly's patreon. Live episode starting soon.

[Two Headed Dog @twoheadeddog]

I love it

[Grimsteak @Gromsteak]

Sending this to dillon from @twoheadeddog cause the know the hoagie mouth on this bitch will make him bust.

[Tim Butterly @timbutterly]

Check out this week’s TBS with dear homie Mike Feeney. And yes I yapped about video games again.

[Two Headed Dog @twoheadeddog]

I want my BET
#direstraits #blackentertainment

[Two Headed Dog @twoheadeddog]

Dil on the quil: night 2
And I’m puttin everyone in the box