John T. Chance

You are an important part of the computer.

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The traffic in South Austin right now at 11:30 PM is that kind of Austin traffic that is downright demoralizing. God Bless this fn town #WadeBowen

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the tweets they show on air on Inside the NBA on @ESPNNBA are trash. simple minded, elementary attempts at humor. God Why must we be subjected to this shit.

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@HeyyRB The school is taking care of my donation, it’s called your paycheck

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@Betsycashmoney Snowflakes

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@LMac_1326 This might be the worst take Ive ever heard. Are you really interested in Mike fucking Vrabels personal life??

Weird

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@PatsSoxFreedom @LMac_1326 This is the best response here

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@LMac_1326 How do you know what Mike Vrabl did inside his home, privately??

And this is none of your business, you are nobody, he owes you nothing

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@ThatAstrosGirl Only if you come back with mud stains

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@atrupar Where’s the part about race ?

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@camibrown1984 Shark Tank binge

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The twist in Scream 7 is that they are using a face changing filter.

I can’t even with this monstrosity of creative laziness.

Humanity nearing peak low.

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@LMac_1326 Two things. Made from the same thing. But two diff things

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@AdamJWexler @adamclanton
What a total buzzkill.
Superstitions are fun. These guys know it’s all about their talent and ability, but a superstition can get them “believing” in it!
Not the worst about in baseball.
Maybe the worst take about baseball tho “Richard in Spring”

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@HayesHolly2 Nah borderline cringey for me. He’s on fire tho.

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@LMac_1326 None. Get em off

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This shit is so sick.

https://t.co/WXrx8h8XxL

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The contestants on Fear Factor House of Fear shocking reactions to the shit they have to do…
It’s fear factor you dumb fuck, you signed up for this, they probably did a survey of your worst fears. Idiots #makeitmakesense

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@ThatAstrosGirl Pics or it didnt happen

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Fucking @HoustonRockets 😑

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@Autch14 I bet the spread on Kalshi