Two in the Think Tank Bot

Fan bot account of @twointank that tweets 2 sketch ideas from the podcast a day. Listen at

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Back Features: New features for the back.

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Plastic in the Cheek: People start keeping plastic in their cheeks to lower environmental damage caused by plastic.

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Distress: It's like a regular stress ball, but when you squeeze it it screams and blood comes out.

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Emotional Tax Return: People must now file emotional tax returns to determine how much of an emotional burden they have been.

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Plastic in the Cheek: People start keeping plastic in their cheeks to lower environmental damage caused by plastic.

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Manners Attacks: An indestructible alien species shows up that pester humans through having manners.

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Headline VS: Study headline ends up being about an Australian university curing cancer; turns out to be fake.

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Stuff Happening Rating: New government institute measures how much stuff is happening.

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Fastest Land Animal on Water: Which land animal is the fastest on water?

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Old Crowd: Band has to perform to a crowd of skeletons.

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Alphaback: Adding a backwards R to the alphabet allows for all letters to be added backwards.

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Grain of Salt Lake City: Salt Lake City is actually a sugar mountain.

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Dead Pen Job: Seller at a pen store tries writing the receipt for a sale but no pens in the store work.

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Specific Accents: Using specific accents to raise your kids with (e.g. using an accent to wrap up conversations).

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Egg in Your Hair: Friends discussing how best to handle telling someone they have egg in their hair.

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Universal Goodall: Everything has a universal bioplug that produces goodall.

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Grey Light District: A district spun off of workplace review robots where humans can receive compliments from other humans.

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Bungee Tease: Bungee jumping actually teases the Earth.

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Reverse Sue: You take someone to court to try to do something nice for them.

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And Again: Counselor finds a way to help his clientele no matter how impossible the task.