Ted

The most important thing is to enjoy your life – to be happy – it’s all that matters. Audrey Hepburn

[Ted @twools2011]

Please for the future of America remove Trump from ever holding a position of trust.

[Joyce Alene @JoyceWhiteVance]

Exactly.

[Ted @twools2011]

Barry Sanders sat on the bench at Oklahoma State until Thurman went to the NFL. Think about that…

[Football Learning Academy (Ken Crippen) @FootballLearn1]

What do you think of when you see this player?

[Ted @twools2011]

@mtgreenee And any Republican who thinks the Democrats will stop this madness once Trump is out of the way is fooling themselves. Grammar don’t come easy…

[Ted @twools2011]

Why?

[Justin ROSE @JustinRose99]

Caption contest….

I’ll choose the best one after my round today… Winner will win 4 dozen @Titleist balls.

[Ted @twools2011]

Eau de gingivitis

[Ted @twools2011]

Serious Sophie

[Conservancy of the Sea Islands @KiawahConserv]

Did you know that ospreys generally do not drink water? Their fish-based diet provides them with all the nutrients they need.

📷 Adam Wolf
#NaturallyKiawah #Kiawah #Wildlife #Nature #protectwhatyoulove

[Ted @twools2011]

@FirstdownX__Os Didn’t jam at line, offered free release, bit on the stutter. Stick a hand in one shoulder.

[World News Tonight @ABCWorldNews]

#WorldNewsTonight with @davidmuir starts in 5 minutes. RT if you're watching!

[Ted @twools2011]

The apocalypse is upon us.

[Acyn @Acyn]

“I hereby appoint the honorable Marjorie Taylor Greene to act as speaker pro tempore on this day. Signed, Kevin McCarthy”

[Ted @twools2011]

Inappropriate, wrong, unsanitary, potentially odoriferous. Just wear or bring comfortable shoes.

[Dean Blundell🇨🇦 @ItsDeanBlundell]

What do we make of this move on a packed flight??

[Ted @twools2011]

Sophia and Sydney as puppies

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Happy Friday night from Ruby who would like to see your pet pics please.

[Ted @twools2011]

Sophia and Sidney

[Phil Sledge @PhilSledge]

Gone but not forgotten

If you have an OTRB pet, please share a picture with our community

🌈

[Ted @twools2011]

It would be a trip to the woodshed for me. This helps to explain the team’s pitiful performance over the years. The tone at the top is a critical success factor and the team had no leadership.

[Grant Paulsen @GrantPaulsen]

Imagine your kid brining home this report card. You find out they are ranked 32nd in a 32 student class and there marks are as follows.

[Andrew Weissmann (weissmann11 on Threads/Insta)🌻 @AWeissmann_]

Speaker McCarthy's decision to give exclusive access to the 1/6 video to Fox turns us one step closer to having a state-sponsored media outlet - like Russia. That the MAGA Rs take their cues from Fox News (vs the news covering politicians) is one more step toward Orwell's 1984.

[Hopkins Med News @HopkinsMedNews]

Congrats to @HopkinsMedicine @HopkinsPlastic chief resident Jessica Ballou MD MPH! She’s been inducted into @GoldFdtn’s Gold Humanism Honor Society by @UMmedschool. Dr. Ballou is recognized & honored for her “compassion, humanism and dedication to patients and students alike.”

[Ted @twools2011]

One should comprehend when a breast is in contact with your forearm.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Spent some time with the fans yesterday.

[Albert Wu @withyouDrWu]

Impressive closing plenary from @ClackTweets on #implementation and the distressing leaks in the research pipeline for #patientsafety #pss2022 @JHM_Armstrong

[Ted @twools2011]

@Santos4Congress Pay for the puppies George. You’ll be in prison this time next year.