Shannon Mulkern

catch flights not feelings ✈️ she/her

[Shannon Mulkern @twopercentmulk]

Me in a nutshell: incredibly needy and fiercely independent. Good luck.

[Shannon Mulkern @twopercentmulk]

Re-watching Fleabag season 2 to actually feel something this holiday season

[Shannon Mulkern @twopercentmulk]

The next time someone asks why I don’t wanna have kids, I’m just gonna tell them that that my parents ruined the experience for me

[Shannon Mulkern @twopercentmulk]

Shoutout to Noah Kahan who tried therapy, healing and kindness in an *actual* small town instead of violence & hate

[Shannon Mulkern @twopercentmulk]

Regardless of whether you view Oppenheimer as a hero or a villain, I think we can collectively agree that sitting in a hotel room chair butt ass naked is NEVER ok

[Shannon Mulkern @twopercentmulk]

My toxic trait is spending 2 weeks in a place and having the notion I should pack up and move there

[Shannon Mulkern @twopercentmulk]

At the time, I took this as a quiet insult but in retrospect, was he trying to tell me he’s gay?

[Shannon Mulkern @twopercentmulk]

I once had a guy tell me that my body was too womanly and I haven’t been the same since

[Shannon Mulkern @twopercentmulk]

I like to tell people I have a partner (instead of boyfriend) so they think I’m dating someone more interesting than a white man

[Shannon Mulkern @twopercentmulk]

Me when I finally find the entrance to the L after going to the Exit Only escalators first

[Shannon Mulkern @twopercentmulk]

Noah Kahan really sat down and wrote, “I’ll dream each night of some version of you that I might not have, but did not lose” with ZERO regard for how it would absolutely destroy me

[Shannon Mulkern @twopercentmulk]

So how much did your life change? I’d love to know

[Shannon Mulkern @twopercentmulk]

Honestly feel bad for people without siblings like the chaos, the calm, the drama, the support, the hatred, the love? And all in one package, babes?? It’s a steal

[Shannon Mulkern @twopercentmulk]

Update: it’s also not 28

[Shannon Mulkern @twopercentmulk]

Unsure of what age I will start finding children cute and endearing but it’s def not 24

[Shannon Mulkern @twopercentmulk]

“All happy families are alike, but every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way” - Tolstoy

[Shannon Mulkern @twopercentmulk]

“Just a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down” - me drinking an old fashioned

[Josh Wurster @joshwurster_]

SO THERE’S THIS TOWN OUTSIDE OF BOSTON CALLED NORTHBORO. WESTBORO IS DIRECTLY SOUTH OF NORTHBORO AND SOUTHBORO IS TO THE EAST OF NORTHBORO AND WESTBORO. AND THEN THERE’S MIDDLEBORO WHICH IS ABOUT AN HOUR DRIVE FROM ALL OF THEM.

[Shannon Mulkern @twopercentmulk]

Me taking silly little notes for my silly little corporate job

[Carly 🖤 @carlywright33]

I wish I could take a hot girl walk in the mornings but instead I have to hot girl open outlook and hot girl read passive aggressive emails

[Shannon Mulkern @twopercentmulk]

The Circle is just this skit for a whole week straight but sadly I LIVE for this show

[Shannon Mulkern @twopercentmulk]

Me and my IUD now that Roe has been overturned

[Shannon Mulkern @twopercentmulk]

I love the way I looked at you & all the photos that captured it